Paris' Neighborhood: Not Secure from Stupidity

The Mulholland Estates Homeowner's Association sent around a letter to people inside their community after Paris Hilton's house was broken into, essentially reminding everyone there is such a thing as "crime."

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16. Stealing is a CRIME. No matter if it is committed against rich people or poor people.

Posted at 5:31PM on Dec 29th 2008 by JT

17. Her house was LOCKED.

This site and a few others initially reported that a door had been left unlocked but the olice has since denied this.

Not that it would matter all that much. The guy(s) evidently came there with the intention to rob. How else would someone get past the gate.

Posted at 5:36PM on Dec 29th 2008 by Ron

18. WHAT THEY STEAL HER DIAMOND CRUSTED (ONLY CRUSTED AFTER THE BITCH USED IT) DILDOE...OR HER THREE YEAR SUPPLY OF PENNICILLAN, OR HER 500 BOTTLES OF A-200 THAT REMOVES MOST OF HER CRABS. STUPIDITY WAS LETTING THIS WHORE MOVE INTO YOUR NEIGHBORHOOD!

Posted at 5:39PM on Dec 29th 2008 by NIKKI

19. I buy her stuff all the time and I love to follow what Paris is doing.
Parlux has reported a 43% increase this year, much of it due to Paris's new cologne "Fairy Dust".
Someone else posted that sales for the new cologne topped $90 million even before the Christmas season started.

Posted at 5:40PM on Dec 29th 2008 by Wendy

20. Someone also attempted to break into her uncle's Malibu beach house a few days later. I think it was Steven Hilton who heads the Hilton Foundation.

Posted at 5:44PM on Dec 29th 2008 by Anon

21. I feel really sad for Wendy...

Posted at 5:50PM on Dec 29th 2008 by ...

22. hey Tmz,
why don't you investigate then break the story that she orchestrated the break in and with an aquaintance. who hired a kid to pull off the B&E to drum herself up some publicity over the holiday season and keep her name in the spotlight. My bet is that you won't!. that 2008 was a year of less than average press for Paris and she'll do anything to keep her name out there.

Posted at 5:59PM on Dec 29th 2008 by notsuchaconspiracy

23. Do what I do Sleep with a loaded gun under your bed and if the alarm goes off blow the burglar's brains out.
Guess the armed guards she has now hired around the clock will do it too. Bet all the Hiltons have hired extra security by now.

Posted at 5:55PM on Dec 29th 2008 by George

24. Hey hecklers, you're the people Scientology won’t take.

Posted at 5:59PM on Dec 29th 2008 by R.J. Johnson

25. 26. Hey hecklers, you're the people Scientology won’t take.



Posted at 5:59PM on Dec 29th 2008 by R.J. Johnson




and you are an abortion that lived!!!!!!

Posted at 6:17PM on Dec 29th 2008 by NIKKI

26. O.k Paris Hilton is a cUPID stUNT and is too busy out getting drunk and laid on camera to lock up and put on the alarm or get a guard dog instead of that rat on a pink leash, so she deserves to get hit. She has several roof's over her head to cry in!
In other news! people that have no 2million dollars in gems lying around their mansions are losing jobs and homes, they have a real reason to whine! By the way where is that homeless shelter for women she promised to build when she was crying her ass off in prison?? Guess it all went on those gems.............. Karma baby Karma!

Posted at 6:57PM on Dec 29th 2008 by DaTruth

27. 25. Hey hecklers, you're the people Scientology won’t take.



Posted at 5:59PM on Dec 29th 2008 by R.J. Johnson
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Oh dear, wot a fecking shame...boo hoo!

Posted at 7:55PM on Dec 29th 2008 by NUFF-SAID

28. Hopefully, this will shut up those stupid sychophantic pairASS hilton fans, who claim "she's much smarter than she acts on TV". Uh, no. She's actually that stupid. When your homeowners association has to put out a notice to all homeowners telling you "this is what to avoid", it's painfully obvious they're saying "she's a dumbass; don't act like this braindead moron"...

Posted at 11:47PM on Dec 29th 2008 by OOPS

29. I LOVE YOU PARIS HILTON.,!
YOUR MY IDOL.,!

Posted at 11:51AM on Dec 30th 2008 by hpesoj yor

30. Now that she's free and single, back "on the make, er, I mean market" she's probably needing lots of excitement to make up for all the down time with Benji and being out of her "beloved limelight" for all those painful months. A burgulary is just the thing to add sizzle, stir some DESPERATELY NEEDED PR and earn some pocket change at the same time.
It's that or she's as stoooooooopid as those phony blue eyes make her look.

Posted at 6:21AM on Dec 31st 2008 by shar

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