USC Football Catches Academic Ass-Whooping

If you wanna get into the prestigious University of Southern California, you're going to have to compete for admission spots with some of the brightest people in the country -- and a bunch of dumbass football players.

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The Men of Troy hit Lawry's for the annual pre-Rose Bowl prime rib dinner last night -- but when we asked about VP-elect Joe Biden, disgraced governor Rod Blagojevich and euthanasia, well ... the world-class athletes looked more like world-class tackling dummies.

Fun Fact: They're still going to beat the crap out of Penn State.

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16. Your daughter had a 4.2 and couldn't get a full ride? Wow. Shocking considering those dumb jocks can make more money for the school on a single Saturday in October than your daughter could make for the school in her entire lifetime.

Posted at 11:48AM on Dec 29th 2008 by YoofaDoofa

17. It's the same if you want to work for TMZ, you have to compete for admission spots with some of the brightest people in the country -- and a bunch of dumbass twinks. Now which one is it Harvey preferes...?

Posted at 11:56AM on Dec 29th 2008 by Dr. Andy Mauer

18. I defense of the athletes, the things they asked them about were current event. Between class and practice they probably don't have time to watch the news.

Posted at 12:06PM on Dec 29th 2008 by r2d2

19. That's right! I hope Penn State crushes them! Go UCLA!

Posted at 12:06PM on Dec 29th 2008 by Adrienne

20. 19. I defense of the athletes, the things they asked them about were current event. Between class and practice they probably don't have time to watch the news.>>>>

Go Long!

Joe Biden has been in the Senate for 25+ years... The election cycle only lasted 2+years...Of course they had no time.

Posted at 12:14PM on Dec 29th 2008 by UFCfaker

21. am i supposed to be shocked? a country full of buffoons, thank god I AM CANADIAN. super power my ass. super stoooopid, for sure.

Posted at 12:34PM on Dec 29th 2008 by juel

22. Someone needs to ask these meatheads who Joe Paterno is...
Answer: The guy who is going to see to it that you all go running home crying to Momma on Thursday night.

Go PSU!

Posted at 12:23PM on Dec 29th 2008 by WeArePennState

23. GO BRUINS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted at 12:38PM on Dec 29th 2008 by GoBruins

24. USC?... Please... as we say in Happy Valley - "We are... PENN STATE!!!!"

Posted at 12:34PM on Dec 29th 2008 by PSUfaninAZ

25. Hahaha omg is that Mark Sanchez? Totally went to school with him and yeah... NOT surprising.

Posted at 12:53PM on Dec 29th 2008 by Kay

26. my friend had to struggle so hard to get into and graduate from USC with her high GPA and she said the usc football players have others take their tests for them, she hated them and said they were sooo painfully stupid and I believe her hay look at reggie bush

Posted at 1:35PM on Dec 29th 2008 by LoatheKardashian

27. Rub Rub. Squirt. Squirt...Duuuuh...

- I guess it really isn't all that hard.

Posted at 1:22PM on Dec 29th 2008 by who needs a genius??!

28. This lays low the lie that USC has improved academically. Everyone, save some deluded SC homers, knows that SC has always been inferior to UCLA in Los Angeles, and this video proves the point. If you're a football player or the daughter of a rich Republican, you're always welcome at U$C.

Posted at 6:29PM on Dec 29th 2008 by Not Bubba

29. Hey...I'a a USC alumni....I feel exactly the same way about the school. It's a university that caters to the dumb football jocks, even going so far as to close daily the entire cafeteria just so they can have the run of the place for dinner; professors are pressured to give them passing grades so they can play on the field; and, they walk around campus as if they should be admired.

Posted at 1:54PM on Dec 29th 2008 by cinderbisquit

30. USC SUCKS but ASU swallows.

Posted at 2:58PM on Dec 29th 2008 by Buster

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