Alleged Blue Man Tried to Do Man in Public

1. BLOW MAN GROUP!!!

Posted at 9:33AM on Dec 30th 2008 by haha

2. Because who's out and about at 5:45pm in Chicago? They never expected to be interrupted? In a major metropolis, and on a public bench?

The assistant principal is gonna have a lot of 'splaining to do.

Sorry, but that's just plain dumb.

Posted at 9:44AM on Dec 30th 2008 by Carolyn A-B

3. You mean he WAS an Assistant Principal!

Posted at 9:50AM on Dec 30th 2008 by Strat Cat

4. I wonder if the "Assistant Principle" has "Blue ball syndrome"?
Just saying......................

Posted at 10:41AM on Dec 30th 2008 by Yeddy Bo

5. Darren Stephens like on Bewitched??? LOL

Posted at 10:03AM on Dec 30th 2008 by Katie

6. he blew till he was blue in the face LOL

Posted at 10:15AM on Dec 30th 2008 by recon dave

7. I wonder if his parents favorite show was Bewitched.

Posted at 10:23AM on Dec 30th 2008 by Firefly

8. I just looked up the article (http://www.suntimes.com/news/24-7/1354535,w-blue-man-principal-arrest-123008.article) and it's the (soon to be former) assistant principal from MY OLD HIGH SCHOOL!!!!

Posted at 10:24AM on Dec 30th 2008 by Karen

9. Oh Derwood!

Posted at 10:33AM on Dec 30th 2008 by Wayne Reardon

10. Hahahaha I wonder if that was Tobias Funke....I just blue myself!!!! AD

Posted at 3:20PM on Dec 30th 2008 by vinny

11. Top 10 David Cross Quotes ( Tobias Funke)
1. "Even if it means me taking a chubby, I will suck it up."

2. "I wouldn't mind kissing that man between the cheeks, so to speak."

3. "Oh, I can just taste those meaty leading man parts in my mouth."

4. "For there's a man inside me, and only when he's finally out, I can walk free of pain."

5. "Well, I've always wanted to remake Annie Hall. Except, I wouldn't want to get in bed with a green producer like a Sofia Coppola, though. Oh, but give me an old pro like a Robert Redford. Oh, I'd jump into bed with him in a second. And I wouldn't just lie there, Michael Bluth, if that's what you're thinking."

6. "Well, Michael, you really are quite the Cupid, aren’t you? I tell you, you can zing your arrow into my buttocks any time."

7. "Okay, who’d like a banger in the mouth? Oh, right. I forgot. Here in the States, you call it a sausage in the mouth."

8. "Oh, come on. Don't leave your uncle T-bag hanging."

9. "Come on. Let's see some bananas and nuts. Oh, perhaps we should just pull their pants off."

10. "You know, Michael, if I may take off my acting pants for a moment and pull my analrapist stocking over my head, George Michael has been acting strange lately."

Posted at 10:44AM on Dec 30th 2008 by Arrested Development Fan

12. As far as I know most people enjoy sex, so why is this such a big deal? If either of these guys were getting some from a woman in the park this would not be news at all...just cuz I'm not into the same sorta sex as they are does not make me think their lives should be ruined becuase of it. Let the poor guys go and drop any charges. We should all be this lucky to get some in the park!

Posted at 9:53PM on Dec 30th 2008 by bmike

13. MAYBE WERE SHORT ON WOOD FOR THE SHOW

Posted at 3:43PM on Dec 30th 2008 by KING

14. The mascot for that high school is the Blue Demon. Seriously.

Posted at 11:13AM on Dec 30th 2008 by kt

15. I saw the BMG in NYC last August. There is an act where one of them catches somewhere around 30 large marshmallows in his mouth, one at a time in quick succession. At the end he pulls out of his mouth a large, long marshmallow blob that obviously went partially down his throat. Things that make you say, "Hmmmm....."

Posted at 11:27AM on Dec 30th 2008 by The Observer