A guy who told Chicago cops he was a member of the Blue Man Group was arrested for allegedly performing oral sex on another man on a park bench. Gives a whole other meaning to Blue Man, doesn't it?
Police sources tell TMZ Darren Stephens was arrested around 5:45 PM last night after cops say they found him gettin' all Lewinsky-like in a Chicago park.
According to the Chicago Sun Times, the "other man" is an assistant principal at a nearby high school.
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Posted at 1:22PM on Dec 30th 2008 by gIRl cRUsh bFF
32. I wonder how Endora feels about this?
Posted at 10:12PM on Dec 31st 2008 by curiousinca
33. Well, all I can say is these two morons deserve to be embarrassed. Homos are like dogs, no respect for themselves.
Posted at 12:23AM on Dec 31st 2008 by Okie
34. A lot of people meet in the park and do less than normal things this was in daylight and said he was from the Blue Man Group also A Principle,Wonder if it gave him blue Balls.
Posted at 6:18AM on Dec 31st 2008 by Mike
35. For what it's worth - it's pretty dark this time of year at 5:45 pm ... :) It also has been awfully warm for the season. On Dec. 29, the high was in the 40s in the Chicago area. We were up in the 50s here in Indiana, a few hours away.
Posted at 5:37AM on Dec 31st 2008 by jwoolman
36. I have known Darren Stephens my whole life. He really is a good guy. Had it not been with a principal this would not be news at all.I have not spoken to him about this. But I feel he needs someone to defend him on here.This stuff happens everyday.It just became news that day because of the assit. principal. This may have very well ruined his life. I am all for the news. And I find it funny too. But this man has a big religious family and if his mother knew this would kill her.F.Y.I no she did not name him Darren because of Bewitched!!!
Posted at 12:51PM on Jan 2nd 2009 by IndianaGirl
37. I DONT BELIEVE IT FOR ONE MINUTE. WHO WOULD TAKE THAT CHANCE OUT IN PUBLIC WHEN ITS NOT EVEN LATE OR DARK OUTSIDE...
Posted at 8:35AM on Feb 9th 2009 by BB256
38. Um, im sorry but WTF?!
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