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DMX Pleads Guilty, Guilty, Guilty and Guilty

12/30/2008 3:55 PM PST BY TMZ STAFF

Sometimes it's easier to run all your errands in one place. For DMX, that place is court.

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In Maricopa County court this morning, Earl "DMX" Simmons pled guilty four times in three different cases at the same time. Here's the breakdown:
-- In case one, he pled guilty to one count of cruelty to animals and one count of possession of narcotic drugs.
-- In case number two, he pled guilty to theft.
-- And in lucky case number three, he pled guilty to possession of marijuana.

As part of a plea agreement, all additional charges against him were dropped -- he will be sentenced on January 30.

UPDATE: The Maricopa County Attorney's Office says X is expected to receive a minimum 90 days in jail and will receive no credit for time served.

Also, if he violates his probation -- which states he's not allowed to own pets or firearms -- he could get more than 10 years behind bars.

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marie    

Oh keep him in jail for crying out loud. This guy is arrested every other day. Cruelty to animals. Sick, sick, sick! He does not learn. These ding dongs make money?

2089 days ago
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marie    

einstinE can you repeat that again!!

2089 days ago
18.

MindyD    

He'll violate probation the moment he walks free.

2089 days ago
19.

christin    

All you gotta do is quit it...

2089 days ago
20.

Wayne Newtn    

In behest of ms. marie's request, I once again proclaim "Bling Splatt the Cause of Pre-Mature Death among Rappers"


one and all,

i must resurrect my hypothesis that of which i am most known: 'Bling Splatt the Cause of Pre-Mature Death among Rappers'.

As submitted to the New England Journal of Health, the American Medical Association, National Geographic, Reader's Digest, and Redbook.

My postulate that the root cause of death among rappers is not due to black on black crime, per se. But, due to the inordinate use of metals within the framework of their upper torso, in the region of what is known on the street as 'da grill'. Commonly used metals such as silver, gold, platinum, and an occasional diamond or two (dependent upon the rappers ability to sell their wares - ie records - ) as placed in the oral cavity of said rapper, causes reactions such that mortality rates are a foregone conclusion. There is no cure for 'Bling Splatt", the diagnosis is death.

What causes 'Bling Splatt'? There is no simple answer. My theory revolves about the idea that low IO levels of said rappers combined with calcuim and phosphorous (previously stated in street slang as 'da grill') when mixed with metals and/or metallic objects react such that positively charged electrons are emitted which when released within the parietal lobe send such a large electrical pulse throughout the parietal region of the brain, that the organ cannot absorb...in essence...KABOOM !!!...the brain has exploded...ie "Brain Splatt".

Collegues at the Bellevue Mental Hospital, Def Jam Records Inc., Johns Hopkins Medical University, and Toys 'R Us are in concert with my hypothesis, theories, and ideas. They are all in agreement that more study and review is needed in this arena of medicine. I have applied for a $500 Billion bailout for study and research and a few luxury amenities for myself (Mustang Ranch, Nevada trips for me and the staff, and dubs for my Prius). President-elect Obama has been apprised of this situation and receives daily updates as to which rapper is next believed to contract the illness as such. The Central Intelligence Agency (CIA), the Federal Bureau of Investigation (FBI), the Secret Service, MI6, Scotland Yard, and Elmer Fudd are conducting intelligence quotient (IO) tests on secretly on unsuspecting rappers, as we speak, in order to compile and update their existing files of low intelligence rappers.

Such a twist of fate that belies our 'mos def freestylin' word-slangin' prophets. That there by the grace of God, he shall speak. But, there by the grace of God, when he speaks with mouths full of 'bling', his head will go BOOM !!!

My services are rendered to expose the truth regards the death of our nations rappers. Word !!!

einStinE

2088 days ago
21.

battlecat    

like i said when he was arrested DMX(EARL SIMMONS) will do no more than a year get out of jail only to find that his new album is multi-platinum and possibly another movie deal and millions of dollars. The rules for celebrities and the super rich are different than the rules for the rest of us that's just the way it is. the new album walk with me now and you can fly with me later should be out soon i heard a few songs off this album and it is sounding like some of his best work to date like i said before DMX is the streets and the streets love DMX this mans really inspires me to stay out of trouble i have seen most of what he has went through and i have seen him rise many times as he will rise again from this my prayers are with DMX

2087 days ago
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