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The Charred Ghost of Shauna Sand's Future

Donatella Versace The human remains of Donatella Versace frolicked on the beach in St. Barts on Wednesday.

La Dona's purple bikini accented all the latest trends this season: fried hair, plutonium injected breasts and saggy leather skin.

All the alleged 53-year-old needs is a pair of orthopedic Lucite platform stripper heels and she could be the spitting, coughing, hacking image of Shauna Sand in five years.



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16. Hey PapSucks- When you old and wrinkley like Ms. Dona you don't a wear bikini!

Posted at 1:37PM on Dec 31st 2008 by Azucar

17. Like I tried to post before...I would love to see the author's beach pic side by side and see how THEY stack up. Dont diss something you will be one day (and probably not as nice) She is obviously her own woman and should be applauded for not caring what you disgusting sharks think. Dont throw stones...they ricochet and karma always comes around to bite you in the ass. Speaking of which...how is YOUR life stacking up from feeding off others?

Posted at 1:57PM on Dec 31st 2008 by N2ition2000

18. I'm not perfect myself and I dont judge anyone on their appearance, if Donatella feels seksy in a bikini more power to her! But I have to say there is no way she's only 53 if she really is only 53 then let this be an example to us all of what tanning beds and overexposure to the sun will do to us!!!

Posted at 1:40PM on Dec 31st 2008 by Mel

19. The sad thing is, she probably would be an attractive older woman without: a.) the excessive tanning, b.) the obvious plastic surgery, and c.) dressing like a teenager. It's okay to age. It's also okay to do it with dignity.

Posted at 1:40PM on Dec 31st 2008 by rainbow68

20. OMG! She's only 53?

Posted at 1:49PM on Dec 31st 2008 by lostinlalaland

21. Shauna Sand's future is an AWESOME analogy!! GOOD JOB! Anyone else reminded of the movie "KINGPIN"?? LOL!!

Posted at 3:05PM on Dec 31st 2008 by Ami

22. very well put rainbow!

Posted at 1:43PM on Dec 31st 2008 by jef

23. she's got saggy skin over her knees!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


YIKES!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted at 1:52PM on Dec 31st 2008 by THE TRUTH

24. She should commit suicide.

Posted at 1:57PM on Dec 31st 2008 by Miss Manners

25.
#14 oates
ding...ding...ding...this is the communication of the future...
yes it can get vicious sometimes...but...it's also hilarious when a group of people are on the same vibe...
i for one enjoy all the comments...maybe it's for the best you don't visit again...sounds like your a little too sensitive...

HAPPY NEW YEAR TO ALL MY FELLOW BLOGGERS & ALL TMZ STAFF

Posted at 2:01PM on Dec 31st 2008 by northern gypsy

26. N2ition2000---You are an ass! I'm sure all here would agree!

Posted at 2:00PM on Dec 31st 2008 by TMZ

27. Miss Manners, that was rude.

Ah, Donatella! Poor woman can't "see" herself.

Posted at 2:01PM on Dec 31st 2008 by yada yada yada

28. um, i dont think donatella versace gives a crap if you people like looking at her or not. no, she doesn't look great, but if she feels great putting on a bikini, more power to her. she certainly doesn't care about "critism" from some celebrity website - it doesn't affect her life one bit. she actually has a great figure. if it weren't for the saggy skin...

Posted at 2:02PM on Dec 31st 2008 by What, Bitches??

29. she's definately hot.

Posted at 2:04PM on Dec 31st 2008 by artie help

30. btw - happy new year, northern gypsy - and all at TMZ!!! :-)

Posted at 2:04PM on Dec 31st 2008 by What, Bitches??

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