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The Charred Ghost of Shauna Sand's Future

Donatella Versace The human remains of Donatella Versace frolicked on the beach in St. Barts on Wednesday.

La Dona's purple bikini accented all the latest trends this season: fried hair, plutonium injected breasts and saggy leather skin.

All the alleged 53-year-old needs is a pair of orthopedic Lucite platform stripper heels and she could be the spitting, coughing, hacking image of Shauna Sand in five years.



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31. TMZ...I AM AN ASS? lol Have you looked in the mirror lately and seen a donkey braying back?

Posted at 2:06PM on Dec 31st 2008 by N2ition2000

32. I'm just saying...post your beach photo. Double dog dare ya!

Posted at 2:09PM on Dec 31st 2008 by N2ition2000

33. OMG! Thanks, TMZ .. now I have to clean projectile vomit off my laptop. Her stomach looks like she had bad liposuction and her knees (ewwwwww ... *shudders*). Her lips are just heinous and I won't even go into those melons she's sporting r the leather hide she's sporting. YUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted at 2:09PM on Dec 31st 2008 by haw haw

34. N2intion2000 - agree with you! :-) we are SO brave behind these computers, aren't we??

Posted at 2:11PM on Dec 31st 2008 by What, Bitches??

35. WTH is that????

Posted at 2:13PM on Dec 31st 2008 by interesting

36. What, Bitches?? I am brave anywhere....I just stand for truth and justice. And treating everything as they should be treated. I admit I like reading about the stars...this is a new thing for me. But I dont agree with the constant sniping and the put downs. As humans we should be lifting each other up. Not putting the bad stuff out there for money and ridicule. TMZ has a great opportunity to do good and influence others. They are wasting it it. What a shame for something that was nothing then became huge off of other peoples hurt, tears and closet skeletons

Posted at 2:18PM on Dec 31st 2008 by N2ition2000

37. she actually has a great figure. if it weren't for the saggy skin...

Posted at 2:02PM on Dec 31st 2008 by What, Bitches??
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you ARE kidding right? she clearly has an eating disorder .. and to promote it is disgusting... more disgusting then her dying body.

Posted at 2:24PM on Dec 31st 2008 by TAZMOROCKS

38. Implants are very common, but these are the first bolt-on breasts I've seen.

Posted at 2:26PM on Dec 31st 2008 by kan

39. Next stop, PROMISEs rehab center!

Posted at 2:29PM on Dec 31st 2008 by val

40. she actually has a great figure. if it weren't for the saggy skin...

Posted at 2:02PM on Dec 31st 2008 by What, Bitches??
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you ARE kidding right? she clearly has an eating disorder .. and to promote it is disgusting... more disgusting then her dying body.

Posted at 2:24PM on Dec 31st 2008 by TAZMOROCKS

Again, she has a GREAT figure if it weren't for her saggy skin. my opinion, bitch. you're entitled to yours to, even if it is wrong. have a happy new year, bitches! i'm out...

Posted at 2:33PM on Dec 31st 2008 by What, Bitches??

41. Please stop posting those scary shots - my god I'm 65 and I don't look like that - my mother is 85 and she doesn't look like that... STOP!! She is scaring people!

Posted at 2:44PM on Dec 31st 2008 by Please STOP!!

42. oh god you're right.. im wrong. she eats all day every day ...

Posted at 2:41PM on Dec 31st 2008 by TAZMOROCKS

43. I agree What Bitches! She does have a great figure. The skin is just a covering and age always catches up. Everyone else is just jealous they dont have the core she has and they are much younger. Good luck to you imbeciles and watch your backs. karma is stalking

Posted at 2:42PM on Dec 31st 2008 by N2ition2000

44. look at the "See Also" nobody in there right mind can look at that pic and say she doesn't have an eating disorder.

Posted at 2:47PM on Dec 31st 2008 by TAZMOROCKS

45. N2ition2000...you are in the wrong place. Go preach your nonsense in a more appropriate forum. People come here to kid and joke around. TMZ is not here to do good. This is not hard to fathom.

Posted at 2:47PM on Dec 31st 2008 by Kelli

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