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The Charred Ghost of Shauna Sand's Future

Donatella Versace The human remains of Donatella Versace frolicked on the beach in St. Barts on Wednesday.

La Dona's purple bikini accented all the latest trends this season: fried hair, plutonium injected breasts and saggy leather skin.

All the alleged 53-year-old needs is a pair of orthopedic Lucite platform stripper heels and she could be the spitting, coughing, hacking image of Shauna Sand in five years.



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61. N2ition2000 is just a bitch.

Posted at 3:42PM on Dec 31st 2008 by Yea, I said it....

62. I have not put down others here at all. In fact I am promoting others NOT to snipe. But I guess you totally missed that by attempting to prove me wrong. By the way, having ONE BELIEF (meaning lets stop dissecting each other's defaults and in stead accept it as human) but choosing to have an intelligent discussion with those who do chose to pick apart their fellow humans, is not your "cognitive dissonance" . May the spirits bless you if the way you truly think is that poking fun at someone else is making you feel better. May the spirits bless you all. Peace out

Posted at 3:41PM on Dec 31st 2008 by N2ition2000

63. ""cognitive dissonance "". WOW YOU MUST BE REAL DISHEARTENING PERSON, PEOPLE CAN SAY WHAT THEY WANT
YOU TOOK THE TIME TO READ THEM .

Posted at 6:56PM on Dec 31st 2008 by CHIPS AND DIP

64. Are you sure she is not dead?? "Weekend at Versaces" I think that m ovie took place in St Barts as well! Holy Sh*t!!!!!!

Posted at 3:47PM on Dec 31st 2008 by tacoluv

65. Seriously, it's hard to believe she is only 53.. Are you kidding me?

Posted at 3:51PM on Dec 31st 2008 by Bob

66. can we talk?...let go of your inhibtions...release those thoughts &
feelings that you suppress...can you feel it?...are the animalistic
urges rising...emanating from between your loins...growing and
strengthening with each and every thrust of your being...rise
up...rise as your body shudders..with pounding ferocious that you
craze and exhort...scream...yell...whimper...as you now curl into the
fetal...forlorn that you may now never again experience that which
was..both ecstatic and exhilarating...come with me..join me in the
journey to find the truth...to which you have just witnessed...open
your eyes now...wipe the tears from your cheek...catch your
breath...that was just taken away...steady the trembles that quivers
through your body of which we call woman...share with me yours so
that i shall share with you mines...let us now explore ourselves, in
silence...so that we may chance again to recapture that which we have
just experienced...ssshhh...quiet now...touch...ssshhh...feel..be
good
to yourselves...go on now...go on...

Posted at 3:52PM on Dec 31st 2008 by GIrl CRush BFf

67. NURSE; HIV Test - STAT.

Wasn't her husband the lover of GIanni Versace who left him for his sister D,?

I'm not saying anything other than she looks like Satay of Dog on a stick, but come on Donatella.

Posted at 4:02PM on Dec 31st 2008 by Rx

68. the sun is out and overhead...we wake with skin still quivering from
the night's delight...but, we must take note of our day's
dilemna...how to forge on?...while thoughts of past ecstasy remain
vivid within our being...we rise, we shower, we dress...all the
while, the tingle remains...in those secret parts, that dare we
reveal...can we suppress that which we desire?...a desire so strong
that we see in everyone, a chance to act on that desire...friend or
stranger, acquaintance or unknown...we look at all, believing that
they can unleash that we have come to
expect...yearn...hide....defuse...ignore, no more....the want is too
strong...the quest reborn, find that, the feeling that warms the
innermost within ourselves...can we hold on 'til the search is no
more?...find the strength, find the fortitude...that will be rewarded
at searches end...when night falls, the prize will be found...return
to your comfort, retreat to your den of delight...be pleased that you
will receive that which you have searched for...ssshhh...ssshhh...go
now...go now and claim your prize...reward yourself with the zealous
fervor, that cannot be descirbed...go now..go now,,.feel the
pleasures, you have waited for since you felt it's all-encompassing
power...muscles twitch...body writhing...mind racing....racing to the
climax of all you have wanted...go now...go on....

Posted at 4:10PM on Dec 31st 2008 by giRL CRush BFf

69. I am never one to make fun of someone else and how they look while in a bathing suit. But are you sure this woman is 53 years old? I mean, I have seen people on the beach who was older and they looked better than this woman does. So are you sure she is not more 63 or 73 maybe?!! I bet she is lying about her age cause I have seen better looking people in their 50's than her. She just looks pathetic. Note I did not say OLD, I said pathetic. I find it pathetic how some people pretend to be younger than they are and then come out looking pathetic. She looks pathetic. She looks like she has been lying about her age and saying she is 53 when in reality she is most likely 63 or more. Plastic surgery can do so much but sooner or later age does catch up to you and it has her.She is no 53.

Posted at 4:16PM on Dec 31st 2008 by Lisa

70. This woman could not be 53. She looks more like a 70 year old or maybe even older. I am 60, look 40, and have not had any plastic surgery, just eat healthy, and jogging 4 miles a day. What does that say about these doctors to the stars? For a minute I thought it was Michael Jackson's new get up......I personally do not believe she cares what anyone thinks about how she looks, but it is amazing that a person would subject us to that body in pictures from the paps, or flaunt it. Man oh man, people with money never cease to amaze me with their egos. Of course, I wonder if Dave Letterman and Donatella met up with each other at St. Barts? They make a cute couple!!!!

Posted at 4:23PM on Dec 31st 2008 by I'm your Huckleberry

71. Looking at the photos of her from an event just a few months ago, I can't believe this is her. While she's never been awesomely fit, it's hard to imagine she's turned into THIS in less than 90 days. The photos of her on agency websites at 09SS fashion shows are much plumper and 'healthier looking'. Either she's turned EXTREMELY ill in the last 2-3 months OR this is NOT really Donnatella. Agencies/photographers have been known to incorrectly tag/sort their images.

Posted at 7:09PM on Dec 31st 2008 by lilmissveevee

72. OMG! Is she really just 53? My mom is 71...and her body is far better than Donatella's! She looks so scary...so sorry to say this.

Posted at 3:04PM on Jan 1st 2009 by remy

73. I'm with #13 - this woman is so very obviously mentally and physically sick. Leave her alone - no person with normal thinking wants to look like this. You can't know what harm you have done. How do you people sleep at night:? Pick on celebrities who choose the behavior that lands them in TMZ's camera lens .... never pick on people who are obviously not in control of what is happening to them.... such as aging. How is that funny or entertaining? I am disgusted by TMZ's 14 year old response to everything, and I 'm not coming back.

Posted at 4:51PM on Dec 31st 2008 by Growup

74. VERY SAD

Posted at 5:26PM on Dec 31st 2008 by Ellie

75. 53! my god she looks 83! georgio armani looks better at 74.

Posted at 5:08PM on Dec 31st 2008 by shawnda

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