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The Charred Ghost of Shauna Sand's Future

Donatella Versace The human remains of Donatella Versace frolicked on the beach in St. Barts on Wednesday.

La Dona's purple bikini accented all the latest trends this season: fried hair, plutonium injected breasts and saggy leather skin.

All the alleged 53-year-old needs is a pair of orthopedic Lucite platform stripper heels and she could be the spitting, coughing, hacking image of Shauna Sand in five years.



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76. She is only 53, and this woamn does not age well. You can tell she has had a face lift too. She needs to gain some weight and stay out of the sun. People who dont age well, need extra weight, and no sun-damage. She needs a shrink, because no woman her age would wear that bikini, especially looking like a anorexic-houndgog. She must think she looks good, and thats the trouble with anorexics; they do not see reality when it comes to their bodies.

Posted at 5:37PM on Dec 31st 2008 by Jazz

77. Damn!!! I know lots of 53 year old women who have never had any type of plastic surgery and they look a million times better than this woman who has probably spent a ton of money on making herself look like she is DEAD!

Posted at 5:43PM on Dec 31st 2008 by just saying....

78. Maybe if she were to go on a diet, get a weave and have some liposuction then she would begin to look human. Has anyone checked her leathery chest for a pulse?

Posted at 5:38PM on Dec 31st 2008 by Queen of the World

79. The face doesn't look like hers. Are you SURE Tmz that this is Versace?

Very sad though, this woman needs to eat and without a doubt requires medical attention. She cann't possibly be 53. Maybe 73.

Posted at 6:02PM on Dec 31st 2008 by gia

80. Ok, first of all, I have had enough of Girl Crush bff and her alter ego Milf whatever the rest is. It is obvious you are getting off on writing your extremely annoying attempt at erotic fiction. I know you think it is exciting to post the same thing on different comments. But guess what? Your writing is not erotic, in fact it is extremely awful. Why don't you and the equally horrible R.J. Johnson leave us alone to gossip to our heart's content. We don't like you or him. Go away, now.
Take your "tingling loins" and leave.

Posted at 6:14PM on Dec 31st 2008 by gIrLCruShloVesR.j.JohNsOn

81. I'm speechless. I have never seen Jack from the Nightmare Before Christmas in a bikini before. He is so not sexy.

Posted at 6:21PM on Dec 31st 2008 by Itizwutitiz

82. What is that deep hole in her leg?????????????

Posted at 6:49PM on Dec 31st 2008 by Got Milk

83. WOW GREAT NEW TV SHOW?

Posted at 6:57PM on Dec 31st 2008 by SKINNY

84. I SEE THAT HOLE IN THE LEFT LEG TOO

Posted at 6:57PM on Dec 31st 2008 by HOLE IN THE LEG

85. 83 years old

Posted at 7:01PM on Dec 31st 2008 by big joe

86. 76. Ok, first of all, I have had enough of Girl Crush bff and her alter ego Milf whatever the rest is. It is obvious you are getting off on writing your extremely annoying attempt at erotic fiction. I know you think it is exciting to post the same thing on different comments. But guess what? Your writing is not erotic, in fact it is extremely awful. Why don't you and the equally horrible R.J. Johnson leave us alone to gossip to our heart's content. We don't like you or him. Go away, now.
Take your "tingling loins" and leave.
Posted at 6:14PM on Dec 31st 2008 by gIrLCruShloVesR.j.JohNsOn


Nurse...someone needs their 8:00 PM dose of Valium...STAT !!! LOL...gIrLCruShloVesR.j.JohNsOn, needs to take her pills with a vodka chaser !!! LOL !!!

Posted at 7:09PM on Dec 31st 2008 by gIrLCruShloVesR.j.JohNsOn's BFF

87. gross

Posted at 10:23PM on Dec 31st 2008 by Amber

88. That almost looks like Paris Hilton...

Posted at 7:27PM on Dec 31st 2008 by damagedgoods

89. Poor woman. The paps shouldn't be allowed to post pictures of celebrities like this. Her designer should have warned her that she looks horrible and made her change ASAP!

Posted at 8:02PM on Dec 31st 2008 by Dee

90. She has a body kist like Ms. Lohan. You just put the 2 photos side by side and tell me it is not so!!!!

Posted at 8:35PM on Dec 31st 2008 by Dan from Detroit

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