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The Charred Ghost of Shauna Sand's Future

12/31/2008 3:00 PM PST BY TMZ STAFF

The human remains of Donatella Versace frolicked on the beach in St. Barts on Wednesday.

La Dona's purple bikini accented all the latest trends this season: fried hair, plutonium injected breasts and saggy leather skin.

All the alleged 53-year-old needs is a pair of orthopedic Lucite platform stripper heels and she could be the spitting, coughing, hacking image of Shauna Sand in five years.

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76.

Itizwutitiz    

I'm speechless. I have never seen Jack from the Nightmare Before Christmas in a bikini before. He is so not sexy.

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77.

Rebie Johnson    

What is that deep hole in her leg?????????????

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78.

big joe    

83 years old

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Wayne Newtn    

76. Ok, first of all, I have had enough of Girl Crush bff and her alter ego Milf whatever the rest is. It is obvious you are getting off on writing your extremely annoying attempt at erotic fiction. I know you think it is exciting to post the same thing on different comments. But guess what? Your writing is not erotic, in fact it is extremely awful. Why don't you and the equally horrible R.J. Johnson leave us alone to gossip to our heart's content. We don't like you or him. Go away, now.
Take your "tingling loins" and leave.
Posted at 6:14PM on Dec 31st 2008 by gIrLCruShloVesR.j.JohNsOn


Nurse...someone needs their 8:00 PM dose of Valium...STAT !!! LOL...gIrLCruShloVesR.j.JohNsOn, needs to take her pills with a vodka chaser !!! LOL !!!

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80.

Amber    

gross

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81.

Big Bear    

She has a body kist like Ms. Lohan. You just put the 2 photos side by side and tell me it is not so!!!!

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82.

tcidda    

I would cover that in a burlap bag double strength.

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83.

hahahaha!    

She looks 93!! Ciggs, sun and starvation do NOT do a body good.

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To see or not to see    

Hello... Grammar Rehab Center calling....
# 26. Posted at 2:01PM on Dec 31st 2008 by northern gypsy

...sounds like YOUR a little too sensitive...

"YOU'RE"

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Hello... Grammar Rehab Center calling....
# 28. Posted at 2:04PM on Dec 31st 2008 by artie help

she's DEFINATELY hot.

"DEFINITELY"

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Hello... Grammar Rehab Center calling....
# 36. Posted at 2:24PM on Dec 31st 2008 by TAZMOROCKS

you are kidding right? she clearly has an eating disorder .. and to promote it is disgusting... more disgusting THEN her dying body.

"THAN"

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87.

DiamondPrincess    

EWWWWWW!!
There's no way she's 53 looking like the Cript Keeper with air bags for breasts

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Hello... Grammar Rehab Center calling....
#70. Posted at 5:08PM on Dec 31st 2008 by shawnda

53! my god she looks 83! GEORGIO armani looks better at 74.

"GIORGIO" Armani

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Hello... Grammar Rehab Center calling....
#72. Posted at 5:37PM on Dec 31st 2008 by Jazz

..... People who DONT age well, need extra weight, and no sun-damage....
She must think she looks good, and THATS the trouble with anorexics....

"DON'T" - "THAT'S"

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mjcdnsr    

53?!?!? I wonder what happened. Alcoholism can do that, maybe drug use? SOMETHING happened to that body and I wouldn't want to catch it!

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