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The Charred Ghost of Shauna Sand's Future

Donatella Versace The human remains of Donatella Versace frolicked on the beach in St. Barts on Wednesday.

La Dona's purple bikini accented all the latest trends this season: fried hair, plutonium injected breasts and saggy leather skin.

All the alleged 53-year-old needs is a pair of orthopedic Lucite platform stripper heels and she could be the spitting, coughing, hacking image of Shauna Sand in five years.



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91. I would cover that in a burlap bag double strength.

Posted at 12:46AM on Jan 1st 2009 by tcidda

92. No 53-year-old woman should look like this, she must have a physical illness.

Posted at 8:35PM on Dec 31st 2008 by Melissa

93. She looks 93!! Ciggs, sun and starvation do NOT do a body good.

Posted at 9:07PM on Dec 31st 2008 by chilly

94. Hello... Grammar Rehab Center calling....
# 26. Posted at 2:01PM on Dec 31st 2008 by northern gypsy

...sounds like YOUR a little too sensitive...

"YOU'RE"

Posted at 9:36PM on Dec 31st 2008 by Grammar Rehab Center

95. Hello... Grammar Rehab Center calling....
# 28. Posted at 2:04PM on Dec 31st 2008 by artie help

she's DEFINATELY hot.

"DEFINITELY"

Posted at 9:36PM on Dec 31st 2008 by Grammar Rehab Center

96. Hello... Grammar Rehab Center calling....
# 36. Posted at 2:24PM on Dec 31st 2008 by TAZMOROCKS

you are kidding right? she clearly has an eating disorder .. and to promote it is disgusting... more disgusting THEN her dying body.

"THAN"

Posted at 9:58PM on Dec 31st 2008 by Grammar Rehab Center

97. EWWWWWW!!
There's no way she's 53 looking like the Cript Keeper with air bags for breasts

Posted at 2:54AM on Jan 1st 2009 by Renee

98. Hello... Grammar Rehab Center calling....
#70. Posted at 5:08PM on Dec 31st 2008 by shawnda

53! my god she looks 83! GEORGIO armani looks better at 74.

"GIORGIO" Armani

Posted at 9:59PM on Dec 31st 2008 by Grammar Rehab Center

99. Hello... Grammar Rehab Center calling....
#72. Posted at 5:37PM on Dec 31st 2008 by Jazz

..... People who DONT age well, need extra weight, and no sun-damage....
She must think she looks good, and THATS the trouble with anorexics....

"DON'T" - "THAT'S"

Posted at 9:59PM on Dec 31st 2008 by Grammar Rehab Center

100. 53?!?!? I wonder what happened. Alcoholism can do that, maybe drug use? SOMETHING happened to that body and I wouldn't want to catch it!

Posted at 10:05PM on Dec 31st 2008 by mjcdnsr

101. This is not Donatella. Anyone with one eye can see that. She is some old Italian woman. Enough already!

Posted at 11:34PM on Dec 31st 2008 by Samantha

102. OMG! I feel so sorry for her! She is dying of something dreadful right? She didn't really want to look like this did she? Please someone tell me she has an awful incurable disease that prevents her from being a normal weight. This truly isn't what she considers beautiful is it? I have never seen anyone so pitiable in my life. I just want to bring her home like a stray puppy and give her lots and lots and tons of biscuits to fatten her up! She has clearly been starved for sometime now. Someone order this women some take away or at the very least those nutrion drinks you give to children!

Posted at 12:04AM on Jan 1st 2009 by Pheebs

103. Please Stop !!! I'm too horny already!!!!

Posted at 4:15PM on Jan 1st 2009 by Rex Planet

104. After viewing this picture, I have decided to never step out into the sun again and to continue eating. This woman has probably had a lot of surgery whereas I have not had one thing done. If I didn't feel good about myself before, I sure as hell do now.

Posted at 12:27PM on Jan 1st 2009 by Kristina

105. It's just not her!! This information was given several days ago already on the internet!

Posted at 9:02AM on Jan 1st 2009 by MiniMe

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