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The Charred Ghost of Shauna Sand's Future

Posted Dec 31st 2008 1:00PM by TMZ Staff

Donatella Versace The human remains of Donatella Versace frolicked on the beach in St. Barts on Wednesday.

La Dona's purple bikini accented all the latest trends this season: fried hair, plutonium injected breasts and saggy leather skin.

All the alleged 53-year-old needs is a pair of orthopedic Lucite platform stripper heels and she could be the spitting, coughing, hacking image of Shauna Sand in five years.

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106. First of all, she looks sickly...like something is seriously wrong with her. Maybe it's an eating disorder, or maybe a cancer, but she definitely needs help.

Secondly, I agree w/ Mary Kay. TMZ, when you first started up, you were a decent gossip site. You gave us the goods with far less bias than most gossip columns. However, over the last couple of years, you've turned yourself into just another catty, b*tchy rag. Honestly, it's annoying. I want to be able to make up my own mind about celebs, and I don't need your petty, "holier than thou" influence. Over the last 6 months I've gone from checking your site multiple times a day to once or twice a month. I think that my NY's resolution will be cutting you out of my daily celeb juice diet completely. Maybe you'll get your feet back on the ground sometime in 2009, and remember that you, too, are only human.

Posted at 4:58AM on Jan 1st 2009 by ny baby

107. I'm not 100% sure that's really her, her current portraits do not match this body.

Posted at 8:46AM on Jan 1st 2009 by khonsu

108. Everytime this photo shows up I just want to burn my eyes out. Please NO MORE

Posted at 11:26AM on Jan 1st 2009 by karen

109. Exactly what ARE those two thing stuck on her chest....???

Posted at 1:04PM on Jan 1st 2009 by Marie

110. this is NOT donatella versace. her name is fabrizia. she is a contessa from milan who lives in st. barths with her husband and their dog. donatella versace has much thicker/shorter legs.

Posted at 1:10AM on Jan 2nd 2009 by super sweet

111. People who complain about "mean" comments are so stupid. The whole point of a comment page is to...gee, I don't know, COMMENT? We can say whatever we want: She's ugly, she's anorexic, she's fat, he's a trannie... GET OVER IT. If you don't want to see the mean comments that big bullies like us leave, why the eff are you on TMZ? Like everything the writers on the website say is full of love and adoration? Go google Unicorns and shut the hell up.

Posted at 10:54PM on Jan 8th 2009 by SomeGirl

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