Celebrity Justice
The Cost of Partying with Urkel

Six bottles of alcohol -- $1800. A healthy tip -- $360. Getting busted for DUI -- priceless.



TheDirty.com was able to get a copy of Sir Charles Barkley's receipt from the Dirty Pretty Rock Bar where Chuck, Jaleel White (aka Urkel) and Michael Strahan partied well into the morning.

Considering how much alcohol they ordered, someone must have helped him compute the perfect 20% tip.

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1. Go!charles,go!charles.

Posted at 1:38PM on Dec 31st 2008 by Rick

2. wow he sure is sweaty

Posted at 1:42PM on Dec 31st 2008 by ickyicky

3. Nothing good happens after 1:15 AM. . . .

Posted at 2:01PM on Dec 31st 2008 by OoooNooo!

4. http://www.associatedcontent.com/article/523701/is_charles_barkley_serious_about_running.html?cat=14

I guess its not looking good running for Governor of Alabama.

As Sanford said to his son, "You Big Dummy".

Posted at 2:12PM on Dec 31st 2008 by Batman

5. "Carry on wayward son"

Posted at 2:20PM on Dec 31st 2008 by Mik

6. I for one am happy to see that Sir Charles is spreading the wealth! $2160 on the AMEX? I sure hope he paid Vegas their money!

Posted at 2:24PM on Dec 31st 2008 by SMILES

7. Charles is a good guy and funny as heck. Let's hope he takes a cab from now on. The world needs to keep its good guys.

Posted at 3:21PM on Dec 31st 2008 by cowbulls

8. Its only a 20% tip. Not that healthy

Posted at 3:35PM on Dec 31st 2008 by Matthew

9. Couldn't happen to a bigger jerk. Let me guess, Charles, racism right?

Posted at 3:38PM on Dec 31st 2008 by dave c

10. one and all,

i must resurrect my hypothesis that of which i am most known: 'Bling
Splatt the Cause of Pre-Mature Death among Rappers'.

As submitted to the New England Journal of Health, the American
Medical Association, National Geographic, Reader's Digest, and
Redbook.

My postulate that the root cause of death among rappers is not due to
black on black crime, per se. But, due to the inordinate use of metals
within the framework of their upper torso, in the region of what is
known on the street as 'da grill'. Commonly used metals such as
silver, gold, platinum, and an occasional diamond or two (dependent
upon the rappers ability to sell their wares - ie records - ) as
placed in the oral cavity of said rapper, causes reactions such that
mortality rates are a foregone conclusion. There is no cure for
'Bling Splatt", the diagnosis is death.

What causes 'Bling Splatt'? There is no simple answer. My theory
revolves about the idea that low IO levels of said rappers combined
with calcuim and phosphorous (previously stated in street slang as
'da grill') when mixed with metals and/or metallic objects react such
that positively charged electrons are emitted which when released
within the parietal lobe send such a large electrical pulse
throughout the parietal region of the brain, that the organ cannot
absorb...in essence...KABOOM !!!...the brain has exploded...ie "Brain
Splatt".

Collegues at the Bellevue Mental Hospital, Def Jam Records Inc.,
Johns Hopkins Medical University, and Toys 'R Us are in concert with
my hypothesis, theories, and ideas. They are all in agreement that
more study and review is needed in this arena of medicine. I have
applied for a $500 Billion bailout for study and research and a few
luxury amenities for myself (Mustang Ranch, Nevada trips for me and
the staff, and dubs for my Prius). President-elect Obama has been
apprised of this situation and receives daily updates as to which
rapper is next believed to contract the illness as such. The Central
Intelligence Agency (CIA), the Federal Bureau of Investigation (FBI),
the Secret Service, MI6, Scotland Yard, and Elmer Fudd are conducting
intelligence quotient (IO) tests on secretly on unsuspecting rappers,
as we speak, in order to compile and update their existing files of
low intelligence rappers.

Such a twist of fate that belies our 'mos def freestylin'
word-slangin' prophets. That there by the grace of God, he shall
speak. But, there by the grace of God, when he speaks with mouths
full of 'bling', his head will go BOOM !!!

My services are rendered to expose the truth regards the death of our
nations rappers. Word !!!

einStinE

Posted at 4:02PM on Dec 31st 2008 by einStinE

11. And you're right pal NOTHING good happens after 1.15 a.m.

Posted at 4:06PM on Dec 31st 2008 by N.T.P.

12. hey chuckee,

say goodbye to makin' eazy mo' money from dat eazy gig you have (had...LOL) @ TNT doin' yo b-ball shiznit smack !!! yo ma brotha...you can have ma cell, coz it be empty soon...gonna be free to make mo' money in da NFL when i git outta hizzee !!!

mykillvix

Posted at 4:16PM on Dec 31st 2008 by mykillvix

13. It's just good to see one paying his own bills. Well ... there ya go.

Posted at 4:51PM on Dec 31st 2008 by He pays his bills! STFU!

14. WHEN YOUR DRUNK....YOU THINK YOUR NOT AND THUS DRIVE DRUNK.

Posted at 5:04PM on Dec 31st 2008 by suburbandrudgery

15. $300 a bottle, what were they drinking, i need to change where i hang out, at those prices though i think i stay where i am at

Posted at 5:33PM on Dec 31st 2008 by D.B.Wells

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