APB Out for "Keanu Reeves"

This should make for an interesting lineup.

A guy who jumped the pharmacy counter at an Albertson's in Tampa and jacked a bunch of painkillers was described by cops as "resembling" Keanu Reeves –- or, as TampaBay.com puts it – "a white male with a muscular frame, between 6 feet and 6 feet 2." Unclear whether description also included gape-mouthed expression and general bearing of perplexity.

The Keanu-like was driving a green Toyota Camry.

Reader Comments

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1. I just looooooove this man.

Posted at 12:30PM on Jan 1st 2009 by Justme

2. Slow day, TMZ? Sinking to your normal new lows.

Posted at 1:21PM on Jan 1st 2009 by Yikes-A-Hooty

3. I love Keanu, whatever he do, i believe he is good guy!!!!

Posted at 2:18PM on Jan 1st 2009 by Sarah Yahich

4. Green Camry? Hey, I know that guy, he's the football coach at USF, I'm calling the cops....

Posted at 7:06PM on Jan 1st 2009 by Luke Warmwater

5. (Whoa) That was definitley not Keanu....He was with me...well, I suppose he went downstairs to make a quick call in the phonebooth downstairs......)

Posted at 6:51AM on Jan 2nd 2009 by mish

6. I hope the guy is at least a better actor than Keanu.

Posted at 10:19AM on Jan 2nd 2009 by Miss. Melissa

7. Keanu is hooooootttttt...I would SO do him.

Posted at 12:18PM on Jan 2nd 2009 by BEAR

8. LOl.. what a joke. Keanu was with me.

Posted at 3:19AM on Jan 9th 2009 by kristi