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...ya throw him on your back and take him home!
Ever the responsible partygoer, Verne Troyer, who was also celebrating his New Year's 40th b-day, hitched a piggyback ride from a pal.
Drinking and walking can be dangerous too.
Holidaze1/2/2009 1:35 PM PST BY TMZ STAFF
What Do Ya Do With a Drunken Sailor...?
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I KNOW THIS ONE!!!
What do you do with a drunken Sailor? DRESS THEM IN A DRESS AND CALL THEM CAPTAIN!!!
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hey tmz,
check out Jay Leno's hand crawling up mini-me's pant leg !!!
RJ Johnson is BACK !!!
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good God he looks like heck warmed over.. for cripes sakes vern where is your pride?
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Good Grief people he's a PISS ANT little midget DRUNKEN ALCHOLIC!! Why post this chiit
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That's just friggin gross. I wonder how all these people giving him piggy back rides like his schweaty Balls on their neck?
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Good grief, people - the guy is in a wheelchair much of the time, obviously he has trouble walking for physical (not chemical...) reasons. Plus he would find it difficult and unsafe in crowds because he's so small compared with most people. The shoulder-ride is a good solution, much faster and safer than a wheelchair. He can do it because of his size, smart move on his part.
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This is beyond gross! Why on earth would a grown man be doing this except for the publicity, and I mean the guy carrying Verne!
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Verne Troyer is recovering after an unlikely series of mishaps on New Years Eve. According to friends, early in the evening Troyer was pressing an elevator call button when he was mistaken for an ashtray and received three or four 2nd degree, circular burns to the top of his head.
After donning a sailor cap to cover the burns, Troyer was injured by a bartender, who mistook his hat for a manual orange juicer, driving his neck into his torso and leaving his head sitting on his shoulders. A concerned partygoer, attempting to rescue Troyer, carried him out, however, while attempting to block a photographer, the good samaritan pulled too hard on the leg he was holding, crushing Troyersâ testicles against the back of his neck.
Witnesses report Troyer let out a small squeak before passing out.
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Vern probably pee'd on this guys neck & back as he carried him! LOL
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The drunken dwarf obviously wet himself. His friend is just hoping he doesn't puke in his hair.
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Shouldnt this read "What do you do with a SHRUNKEN sailor"?
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