What Do Ya Do With a Drunken Sailor...?

1/2/2009 1:35 PM PST BY TMZ STAFF
...ya throw him on your back and take him home!

Ever the responsible partygoer, Verne Troyer, who was also celebrating his New Year's 40th b-day, hitched a piggyback ride from a pal.

Drinking and walking can be dangerous too.