...ya throw him on your back and take him home!
Ever the responsible partygoer, Verne Troyer, who was also celebrating his New Year's 40th b-day, hitched a piggyback ride from a pal.
Drinking and walking can be dangerous too.
1. I KNOW THIS ONE!!!
What do you do with a drunken Sailor? DRESS THEM IN A DRESS AND CALL THEM CAPTAIN!!!
Posted at 11:39AM on Jan 2nd 2009 by Elisha
2. hey tmz,
check out Jay Leno's hand crawling up mini-me's pant leg !!!
RJ Johnson is BACK !!!
Posted at 11:43AM on Jan 2nd 2009 by RJ Johnson is BACK !!!
3. Troyer needs to go to rehab.
Posted at 11:43AM on Jan 2nd 2009 by CaliGirl
4. Did he pee his pants?
Posted at 11:44AM on Jan 2nd 2009 by Don't Question Authority!
5. good God he looks like heck warmed over.. for cripes sakes vern where is your pride?
Posted at 11:46AM on Jan 2nd 2009 by marta
6. Good Grief people he's a PISS ANT little midget DRUNKEN ALCHOLIC!! Why post this chiit
Posted at 11:55AM on Jan 2nd 2009 by Dr. Drew
7. That's just friggin gross. I wonder how all these people giving him piggy back rides like his schweaty Balls on their neck?
Posted at 12:40PM on Jan 2nd 2009 by cara
8. Good grief, people - the guy is in a wheelchair much of the time, obviously he has trouble walking for physical (not chemical...) reasons. Plus he would find it difficult and unsafe in crowds because he's so small compared with most people. The shoulder-ride is a good solution, much faster and safer than a wheelchair. He can do it because of his size, smart move on his part.
Posted at 12:06PM on Jan 2nd 2009 by jwoolman
9. This is beyond gross! Why on earth would a grown man be doing this except for the publicity, and I mean the guy carrying Verne!
Posted at 12:08PM on Jan 2nd 2009 by scout1
10. He should be the next one on Dr. Drew's Celebrity Rehab.
Posted at 12:12PM on Jan 2nd 2009 by Mo
11. Verne Troyer is recovering after an unlikely series of mishaps on New Years Eve. According to friends, early in the evening Troyer was pressing an elevator call button when he was mistaken for an ashtray and received three or four 2nd degree, circular burns to the top of his head.
After donning a sailor cap to cover the burns, Troyer was injured by a bartender, who mistook his hat for a manual orange juicer, driving his neck into his torso and leaving his head sitting on his shoulders. A concerned partygoer, attempting to rescue Troyer, carried him out, however, while attempting to block a photographer, the good samaritan pulled too hard on the leg he was holding, crushing Troyers’ testicles against the back of his neck.
Witnesses report Troyer let out a small squeak before passing out.
Posted at 12:20PM on Jan 2nd 2009 by kan
12. Vern probably pee'd on this guys neck & back as he carried him! LOL
Posted at 12:40PM on Jan 2nd 2009 by Mando
13. The drunken dwarf obviously wet himself. His friend is just hoping he doesn't puke in his hair.
Posted at 12:38PM on Jan 2nd 2009 by Bushliquor
14. Shouldnt this read "What do you do with a SHRUNKEN sailor"?
Posted at 1:19PM on Jan 2nd 2009 by Ms_Tell_It_Like_It_Is
15. HA ha Dr. Drew would have his hands full with tthat one. LOL
Posted at 2:16PM on Jan 2nd 2009 by CaliGirl
