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What Do Ya Do With a Drunken Sailor...?

1/2/2009 1:35 PM PST BY TMZ STAFF

...ya throw him on your back and take him home!



Ever the responsible partygoer, Verne Troyer, who was also celebrating his New Year's 40th b-day, hitched a piggyback ride from a pal.

Drinking and walking can be dangerous too.

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Elisha    

I KNOW THIS ONE!!!
What do you do with a drunken Sailor? DRESS THEM IN A DRESS AND CALL THEM CAPTAIN!!!

2085 days ago
2.

Wayne Newtn    

hey tmz,

check out Jay Leno's hand crawling up mini-me's pant leg !!!

RJ Johnson is BACK !!!

2085 days ago
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hmmm..    

Troyer needs to go to rehab.

2085 days ago
4.

Obama is a Socialist!    

Did he pee his pants?

2085 days ago
5.

deonte    

good God he looks like heck warmed over.. for cripes sakes vern where is your pride?

2085 days ago
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CLN N SBR    

Good Grief people he's a PISS ANT little midget DRUNKEN ALCHOLIC!! Why post this chiit

2085 days ago
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Cara    

That's just friggin gross. I wonder how all these people giving him piggy back rides like his schweaty Balls on their neck?

2085 days ago
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jwoolman    

Good grief, people - the guy is in a wheelchair much of the time, obviously he has trouble walking for physical (not chemical...) reasons. Plus he would find it difficult and unsafe in crowds because he's so small compared with most people. The shoulder-ride is a good solution, much faster and safer than a wheelchair. He can do it because of his size, smart move on his part.

2085 days ago
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scout1    

This is beyond gross! Why on earth would a grown man be doing this except for the publicity, and I mean the guy carrying Verne!

2085 days ago
10.

Mo    

He should be the next one on Dr. Drew's Celebrity Rehab.

2085 days ago
11.

kan    

Verne Troyer is recovering after an unlikely series of mishaps on New Years Eve. According to friends, early in the evening Troyer was pressing an elevator call button when he was mistaken for an ashtray and received three or four 2nd degree, circular burns to the top of his head.

After donning a sailor cap to cover the burns, Troyer was injured by a bartender, who mistook his hat for a manual orange juicer, driving his neck into his torso and leaving his head sitting on his shoulders. A concerned partygoer, attempting to rescue Troyer, carried him out, however, while attempting to block a photographer, the good samaritan pulled too hard on the leg he was holding, crushing Troyers’ testicles against the back of his neck.

Witnesses report Troyer let out a small squeak before passing out.

2085 days ago
12.

Mando    

Vern probably pee'd on this guys neck & back as he carried him! LOL

2085 days ago
13.

Big Dee    

The drunken dwarf obviously wet himself. His friend is just hoping he doesn't puke in his hair.

2085 days ago
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Ms_Tell_It_Like_It_Is    

Shouldnt this read "What do you do with a SHRUNKEN sailor"?

2085 days ago
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hmmm..    

HA ha Dr. Drew would have his hands full with tthat one. LOL

2085 days ago
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