What Do Ya Do With a Drunken Sailor...?

16. Dwarves freak me out. A lot, I change the channel when I see one on TV and get twitchy when I see one IRL

Posted at 2:20PM on Jan 2nd 2009 by Daffy

17. Can't really blame him... Just imagine how easy it would be to get piss drunk at his size.

Posted at 2:35PM on Jan 2nd 2009 by frunkis

18. Oh Vern, what would we do without you??1??!??!?!?!?

Posted at 2:38PM on Jan 2nd 2009 by Adam

19. what a squirrely little toad

Posted at 2:54PM on Jan 2nd 2009 by little mama

20. you people are so mean! just because someone is a hidious, bizare little freak of nature is no reason to make fun of him. shame on you. i dont think thats verne at all. that man obviously has a big pimple on his neck, and its not nice to make fun of people's skin conditions!

Posted at 3:42PM on Jan 2nd 2009 by paulkersey

21. Who... run... bartertown?

Posted at 6:32PM on Jan 2nd 2009 by japeape75

22. Drunken, jerked-over Amishman. None of them can handle their liquor. Hey Verne, you're Amish.

Posted at 7:50PM on Jan 2nd 2009 by Scott Hite

23. You would think going on Dr. Drew would be correct choice, but oh no, Verne decided to go on the UK's big brother Tv program. http://www.channel4.com/bigbrother/housemates/profile.jsp?housemateId=57

Yet another reality show for Verne.

This guy is a real A-List celebrity.... NOT

Posted at 5:13PM on Jan 3rd 2009 by Cool Mojo

24. The guy carrying Verne Troyer is cute! Anyone know who he is?

Posted at 10:37PM on Jan 12th 2009 by Mark

25. To the guy carrying Verne: you're cute!

Posted at 11:24AM on Jan 4th 2009 by C