What Is Tony Romo Thinking?

61. Romo's thinking, "She's really packed on the pounds in the last year. Now she looks like a cow from Wisconsin, my homeland., and that's the way I like 'em!"

If Cowboys fans want to rid their team of the curse that is Jessica Simpson, they need to start tempting Romo with some competition by sending different breeds of cow to his house...a cow escort service. After playing the field with a Guernsey one night and a Holstein the next and a Jersey after that, he'll realize how wrong he was to tie himself down to the inferior Simpson bovine breed. A Guernsey has much bigger udders than a Simpson and can sing better too.

Posted at 9:54AM on Jan 5th 2009 by elsie

62. Damn people, maybe the guy just loves her. So you gotta knock the crap out of him for being with her? What a bunch of heartless ass holes ..................

Posted at 9:57AM on Jan 5th 2009 by :what ev errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

63. He couldn't possibly love her. Men only fall in love with wh*res in the movies and real life isn't "Pretty Woman" or in Simpson's case, "Handsome Transvestite".

Posted at 10:19AM on Jan 5th 2009 by Richard

64. Didn't Jessica Simpson want to star in a remake of "Pretty Woman" a few years ago? Jessica Simpson starring in anything is always a bad idea, but if she insists on trying to act, her next straight -to-dvd role should be "Pretty Woman II: The Handsome Transvestite" starring Eddie Murphy and Jessica Simpson as the handsome transvestite.

Posted at 10:54AM on Jan 5th 2009 by Pretty Woman II

65. I find it interesting that people seem to forget that the Daisy, the dog was a birthday gift from her former husband. Not that it makes any difference but facts are facts

Posted at 11:18AM on Jan 5th 2009 by stormy

66. Now you see why he can't focus on Football. She has him all weak in the knees and he can't see stright. His head should have been more on the game, instead of his head being in her!!!! He's gone freakin hollywood....The Cowboys will never have a chance now....He's got his money now he has no reason to work hard now. Get rid of him. let me stay in hollywood with his girl. The new Tom Brady

Posted at 11:30AM on Jan 5th 2009 by Glenn

67. All the negative people making these comments and have no life, please stand... Best of luck Tony and Jessica.

Posted at 11:34AM on Jan 5th 2009 by BEBOP

68. BEBOP - Are you the one who wrote "Best of luck Nick and Jessica" not so long ago?.

Posted at 12:30PM on Jan 5th 2009 by kan

69. WHAT? Is he expected to go out with some ugly chick? It just reminds me of the cute cheerleader and the quarterback from school. Give it a rest already.

Posted at 12:31PM on Jan 5th 2009 by b6B

70. That's so nice that your high school allowed the overweight special ed girls who were pushing 30 to be the cheerleaders, b6B. It must have done wonders for their self esteem.

Posted at 1:00PM on Jan 5th 2009 by q

71. Lets Go Giants that is why you are at home with Jessy and my team is on the way to the SB!!! I hope they never breakup!!!

Posted at 11:51PM on Jan 5th 2009 by fergiebear

72. Hahaha Jessica is so annoying, everything she touches she seems to ruin, her "career" is down the tubes, and didnt her daddy have to beg Tony to take her back for a bit?? Geez, she should just go away for a couple years, and maybe when shes not so stupid and over-rated, then attempt a comeback.

Posted at 1:19PM on Jan 5th 2009 by tampy

73. TMZ is really grasping for something to put on this every-worsening site. For one thing, Jessica Simpson looks darling in this photo and so does her dog. I don't know what you guys are bitching about!

Posted at 1:33PM on Jan 5th 2009 by kathryn

74. It just reminds me of the president of the 4H Club in school and his livestock project.

Posted at 1:55PM on Jan 5th 2009 by joan

75. Jessica is number in the Ukraine.
Please go live there, at stop torturing America
with your stupidity -you retard.

Posted at 5:32PM on Jan 5th 2009 by Citizen of LA