This poor guy didn't realize his lift pass came with an impromptu upside down peep show. 
According to The Smoking Gun, this bizarre chairlift mishap left the Vail skier dangling head over heels for 15 minutes freezing his ass off -- for reals!
Employees of the Blue Sky Basin eventually got the man down before he could fall through the, er, crack.
BTW -- in the guy's defense, it was really cold.
16. poor guy hanging there for 15 minutes, mustve not known what was going on with all the blood to his head
Posted at 7:05PM on Jan 6th 2009 by hoang
17. The smoking gun says he has a good cause for a lawsuit. I hope he gets the last laugh.
Posted at 12:23PM on Jan 6th 2009 by ragamuff
18. Yet it looks like his ski buddies have the last laugh. Full moon out, Micah?
Posted at 12:27PM on Jan 6th 2009 by MangoMan
19. hey maybe john & kelly didn't give this guy his seizure meds too !!! maybe he had a seizure and hit his dong on the chair rail & died???
xenu is calling !!!
Posted at 12:28PM on Jan 6th 2009 by church of scientolo
20. Thank you for making me laugh...comments were all hilarious except for 14...
Posted at 12:28PM on Jan 6th 2009 by RAGAMUFF Your an A**
21. Comment #8 -- emBAREASSing.
Very funny!
Posted at 12:32PM on Jan 6th 2009 by Dave
22. LMFAO!
Posted at 12:43PM on Jan 6th 2009 by Chrissy
23. THIS IS EXACTLY WHY I LOVE TMZ. HILARIOUS!!!!!
Posted at 12:45PM on Jan 6th 2009 by choppy 1
24. some good comments! i'm laughing my ass off! i feel bad for the guy, though, now that we all know who he is.
Posted at 12:50PM on Jan 6th 2009 by midi
25. Too funny ... his kid is in the chair the whole time, probably going WTF!!!!
Posted at 12:51PM on Jan 6th 2009 by Crackin' up
26. LMAO first the pics and then some of these comments. I can't stop laughing! Too funny.
Posted at 12:51PM on Jan 6th 2009 by me
27. Freezing your balls off - literally.
Posted at 12:55PM on Jan 6th 2009 by Flake
28. A prime example of the dreaded "Shrinkage". Oh NO!!
Posted at 1:01PM on Jan 6th 2009 by Will Smith Is A Clam too
29. WOW... That has to be the most embarrassing thing that could happen while skiing.... I want to know how he managed to fall out of his seat and left to hang by his pants,,,, Just so i can be sure to never do that!!! LOL
Posted at 1:04PM on Jan 6th 2009 by Serenity
30. I went to jail for doing that once!.
Posted at 1:07PM on Jan 6th 2009 by Crotchy The Clown
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