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Skier's Pole Exposed in XXX Mishap

This poor guy didn't realize his lift pass came with an impromptu upside down peep show.



According to The Smoking Gun, this bizarre chairlift mishap left the Vail skier dangling head over heels for 15 minutes freezing his ass off -- for reals!

Employees of the Blue Sky Basin eventually got the man down before he could fall through the, er, crack.

BTW -- in the guy's defense, it was really cold.

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46. WOW THE TERM I WOULD NOT TOUCH THAT WITH A 10FT POLE APPLIES HERE.

Posted at 1:54PM on Jan 6th 2009 by POLE

47. This is way too effed up to be an accident. I mean I can see people falling from a ski lift (I witnessed such an event at Mountain High a few years ago) but losing you pants at the same time???!!!? Come on! This azzhole (no pun here) did it on purpose to get attention!

Also, is that a little kid with

Posted at 2:01PM on Jan 6th 2009 by Rah-Rah

48. that just made my day!

Posted at 2:00PM on Jan 6th 2009 by katie

49. I smell a law suit!

Posted at 2:08PM on Jan 6th 2009 by goodytwohundredshoes

50. It's embarrasing and funny, but I keep thinking the kid in the lift must have been scared for his bare-bottomed guardian.

Posted at 2:08PM on Jan 6th 2009 by Melissa

51. LOOK HE TRYED TO CRACK A SMILE

Posted at 3:14PM on Jan 6th 2009 by POLE

52. Poor guy....hopefully he didn't get frostbite!!!!!!!!!

Posted at 2:11PM on Jan 6th 2009 by Jay

53. I don't care, I want more dirt on the Travoltas!!! Actually, what I want is dirt on Tom Cruise, but I takes what ever scientologists I can gets.

Seriously, the thought of Katie divorcing Tom and deciding to spill the beans, tickles me in ways I will pay for in the afterlife...

Posted at 2:14PM on Jan 6th 2009 by Moe Szyslak

54. SHRINKAGE! IT'S SHRINKAGE !

Posted at 2:32PM on Jan 6th 2009 by Blue Bawls

55. I hope the poor guy didn't suffer any frostbite on his Pepe Talk about having a BAD day!

Posted at 12:21AM on Jan 7th 2009 by tmztrash

56. poor guy, best wishes,

Posted at 2:28PM on Jan 6th 2009 by pattie in cali

57. Did anyone else notice that the kid in the chair is also hanging on for dear life?

Posted at 2:42PM on Jan 6th 2009 by annette

58. Twinkle Twinkle Little Star ( And I do mean LITTLE! )................

Posted at 3:11PM on Jan 6th 2009 by Little Star

59. So how was it (or he) hanging?

Posted at 3:04PM on Jan 6th 2009 by Ryoichi Morita

60. Poor guy. That is grounds for a lawsuit... to the ski resort and tmz.

Posted at 3:59PM on Jan 6th 2009 by mego04

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