Skier's Pole Exposed in XXX Mishap

61. Actually this is not the fault of our ski lift.

It's just our patented new Anti-Pedophilia lift chair device! You like?

If a weenie comes out whilst riding on the chair with an unsuspecting person under the age of 18, the chair is designed to break away! Thus allowing said child, a chance to run like hell! (after jumping, of course we're working on that).

It WORKS!

Posted at 3:19PM on Jan 6th 2009 by Vail Ski Patrol

62. You guys are awful. This is completely humiliating. And if this were a malfuntion of the ski lift, I hope he sues big time. Not only for his complete humiliation but for the lack of safety for his kid. Karma folks...you will be caught next with your pants down...

I can't stand how people make light of serious situations and other people's embarassments.

Posted at 3:34PM on Jan 6th 2009 by Patty

63. "Blue Moon"

Posted at 3:46PM on Jan 6th 2009 by Mik

64. Now that's hilarious. I am sure he will think so in 20 or 30 years from now. Maybe sooner after relocating, changing his name...............................................

Posted at 4:15PM on Jan 6th 2009 by LoveIt

65. Go on dlisted.com. The posters are sharing their embarrassing stories as well. I have never laughed so hard in my life.

Posted at 4:36PM on Jan 6th 2009 by Janice Marie

66. those are pretty small stars....

Posted at 5:13PM on Jan 6th 2009 by kibu slice

67. Hope he's ok. Couldn't help but to laugh, but I feel terrible for the guy.

Posted at 4:46PM on Jan 6th 2009 by Herbie

68. You dont need to put the little red stars over anything...there was nothing there to see! Check out the Smoking Gun for proof.

Posted at 4:47PM on Jan 6th 2009 by sandyduncansglasseye

69. The guy is a jock. A man, not a teenaged girl. I doubt if he's going to wear a paper bag over his head for the rest of his life because his bum was on the news.

Posted at 4:49PM on Jan 6th 2009 by Kay

70. Oh, hell no!!!

Posted at 5:10PM on Jan 6th 2009 by luvjac23

71. No, it is the governor of Ilinois. He's crazy enough to actually plan something like this, lol. What's his name? Blockovich or something like that, lol.

Posted at 5:19PM on Jan 6th 2009 by I love TMZ!

72. I agree wit Britney when she say You want a piece of me?

Posted at 5:25PM on Jan 6th 2009 by Kanye West

73. oh please no,

scientolos, please don't stop this guys seizure meds or his kawasai syndrome treatments or his autism classes or his late night unattended potty breaks...

oh no they di'int

Posted at 5:39PM on Jan 6th 2009 by oh no they di'int

74. PoOr GuY ButT It wAs So sO FuNny!!!!!

Posted at 6:49PM on Jan 6th 2009 by FuNnY

75. this is a picture taken this past december in aspen.

jett just had a seizure, after his meds were withheld by jt & kp. the nannies were nowhere to be found.

shown helping him off the lift are jt, tom c, mr scientolo himself (aka L Ron), and will s,



oh no they di'int

Posted at 5:43PM on Jan 6th 2009 by oh no they di'int