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Skier's Pole Exposed in XXX Mishap

This poor guy didn't realize his lift pass came with an impromptu upside down peep show.



According to The Smoking Gun, this bizarre chairlift mishap left the Vail skier dangling head over heels for 15 minutes freezing his ass off -- for reals!

Employees of the Blue Sky Basin eventually got the man down before he could fall through the, er, crack.

BTW -- in the guy's defense, it was really cold.

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76. Comment made by church of scientolo. First of all what does you stupid A*S comment have to do with this funny story. Second I hope you don't have any children or plan on having any IDIOT!! How can you make fun of people who have just lost their 16 year old son. YOU ARE A JERK!!

Posted at 5:45PM on Jan 6th 2009 by tweety09

77. Drumroll please, and the award for best comments goes to: Poster #31, Snowballs and #60 Blue Moon. ROFLFA!
Really, he's lucky to be dangling (no pun intended, sort of) because if he fell head first it could have gone badly. I know of a guy who was dangling four feet from the ground, head first, stupidly shook himself loose and snapped his neck, spent the rest of his life as a quadriplegic.
What's with the comments regarding Jeff Travolta, you do recall he was a 16-yr old innocent kid who died tragically right? Has nothing to do with this funny embarrassing incident. @$$holes.

Posted at 5:55PM on Jan 6th 2009 by Leela

78. TMZ . KICK THESE JERKS OFF!! You shouldn't be making fun of a child that just died a few days ago. What do these comments have to do with this story!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted at 5:54PM on Jan 6th 2009 by tweety09

79. This is absolutely hilarious!! There is a vienna sausage somewhere, breathing a sigh of relief!!! What's with the red stars TMZ? Smoking Gun let's it all hang out, er should I say lack of! No wonder he's embarassed, he gives all new meaning to the word "shorty"!!!! All the snow bunnies are on the slopes looking for the longer logs!!!!!

Posted at 6:32PM on Jan 6th 2009 by ROFLMFAO

80. If that happened to me I'd have taken a leak towards the photo takers, and then $hi# on all their heads for taking so long.

(I thought that was a horse's ass (a mare obviously) at first, I was wondering how a horse got tangled up there).

Posted at 6:42PM on Jan 6th 2009 by ILeftMyMicroscopeAtHome

81. See? Mom was right. You should always wear clean undrerwear.

Posted at 6:58PM on Jan 6th 2009 by tld

82. Poor guy! I can see a lawsuit dangling, as well.

Posted at 7:13PM on Jan 6th 2009 by Goodmom42

83. Guess everyone was laughing theirs off...watching his freeze...L.M.A.O. :)

Posted at 7:21PM on Jan 6th 2009 by lixxygirl

84. staring at pictures of kelly preston, make s me wanna rub depakote all over myself !!!
oops forgot...L Ron & tom won't let me...xenu is calling !!!
Posted by hot for kelly


i get the same feelings also when i STARE at pics of kelly, i just want to sit in a bath tub full of phenobarbs, lorazepam, and clonazepam pills and play with my rubber ducky !!!

Posted at 7:30PM on Jan 6th 2009 by so very true !!!

85. how doez he manage to keep that red star to hang on???

Posted at 7:32PM on Jan 6th 2009 by 99centz

86. Why does TMZ like these pics, cause their sick looser out of jail gays.

Posted at 9:17AM on Jan 7th 2009 by Hlove

87. 99 centz you are NOT funny

nuff said PERIOD

Posted at 7:57PM on Jan 6th 2009 by 99 cetnz you are NOT funny

88. He's mad because you onlky gave him a red star. He didn't deserve a gold star, but still, a red star is insulting.

I also wonder how he got it to stay on?

Posted at 8:00PM on Jan 6th 2009 by ILeftMyMicroscopeAtHome

89. This is why they invented the dong mitten. See? If he'd only wore one, he'd be warm now.

Posted at 8:03PM on Jan 6th 2009 by ILeftMyMicroscopeAtHome

90. 1. Joe Biden will do anything to get attention nowadays!!!

Posted at 11:59AM on Jan 6th 2009 by tkennedy

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA ! SUPER FUNNY!

Posted at 8:17PM on Jan 6th 2009 by Biden is dumb!

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