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Skier's Pole Exposed in XXX Mishap

1/6/2009 1:50 PM PST BY TMZ STAFF

This poor guy didn't realize his lift pass came with an impromptu upside down peep show.



According to The Smoking Gun, this bizarre chairlift mishap left the Vail skier dangling head over heels for 15 minutes freezing his ass off -- for reals!

Employees of the Blue Sky Basin eventually got the man down before he could fall through the, er, crack.

BTW -- in the guy's defense, it was really cold.

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76.

kelly78    

TMZ . KICK THESE JERKS OFF!! You shouldn't be making fun of a child that just died a few days ago. What do these comments have to do with this story!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2030 days ago
77.

tlynn    

This is absolutely hilarious!! There is a vienna sausage somewhere, breathing a sigh of relief!!! What's with the red stars TMZ? Smoking Gun let's it all hang out, er should I say lack of! No wonder he's embarassed, he gives all new meaning to the word "shorty"!!!! All the snow bunnies are on the slopes looking for the longer logs!!!!!

2030 days ago
78.

anon    

If that happened to me I'd have taken a leak towards the photo takers, and then $hi# on all their heads for taking so long.

(I thought that was a horse's ass (a mare obviously) at first, I was wondering how a horse got tangled up there).

2030 days ago
79.

Terie    

See? Mom was right. You should always wear clean undrerwear.

2030 days ago
80.

Goodmom42    

Poor guy! I can see a lawsuit dangling, as well.

2030 days ago
81.

lixxygirl    

Guess everyone was laughing theirs off...watching his freeze...L.M.A.O. :)

2030 days ago
82.

oops    

staring at pictures of kelly preston, make s me wanna rub depakote all over myself !!!
oops forgot...L Ron & tom won't let me...xenu is calling !!!
Posted by hot for kelly


i get the same feelings also when i STARE at pics of kelly, i just want to sit in a bath tub full of phenobarbs, lorazepam, and clonazepam pills and play with my rubber ducky !!!

2030 days ago
83.

99centz    

how doez he manage to keep that red star to hang on???

2030 days ago
84.

Hlove    

Why does TMZ like these pics, cause their sick looser out of jail gays.

2030 days ago
85.

oops    

99 centz you are NOT funny

nuff said PERIOD

2030 days ago
86.

anon    

He's mad because you onlky gave him a red star. He didn't deserve a gold star, but still, a red star is insulting.

I also wonder how he got it to stay on?

2030 days ago
87.

anon    

This is why they invented the dong mitten. See? If he'd only wore one, he'd be warm now.

2030 days ago
88.

Nostradamus    

1. Joe Biden will do anything to get attention nowadays!!!

Posted at 11:59AM on Jan 6th 2009 by tkennedy

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA ! SUPER FUNNY!

2030 days ago
89.

Nostradamus    

that's what you call snow balls...

2030 days ago
90.

Hysterical    

Could be one of the funniest pictures I ever saw. Thanks for the good laugh!!!

2030 days ago
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