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Skier's Pole Exposed in XXX Mishap

This poor guy didn't realize his lift pass came with an impromptu upside down peep show.



According to The Smoking Gun, this bizarre chairlift mishap left the Vail skier dangling head over heels for 15 minutes freezing his ass off -- for reals!

Employees of the Blue Sky Basin eventually got the man down before he could fall through the, er, crack.

BTW -- in the guy's defense, it was really cold.

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106. O M G

NO

WAY

no way???

Posted at 4:10AM on Jan 7th 2009 by Milk Dudd

107. This poor guy! Got a laugh out of it though.. At least they don't show his face.

Posted at 7:37AM on Jan 7th 2009 by aha

108. HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! OMG...LMAO!!!! I'm dying!!! Kudos to the dude that said "EmBAREASSing". Bwaahahaa!

Posted at 8:39AM on Jan 7th 2009 by Cheryl

109. Too bad I wasn't there to see the full moon! He might not have trouble finding a girlfriend now.

Posted at 9:03AM on Jan 7th 2009 by stranger619

110. I bet he was so cold his butt almost turned into a popsicle!

Posted at 9:07AM on Jan 7th 2009 by Sledgehammer5

111. How does that go you stick your tongue to a frozen pole?

Posted at 11:01AM on Jan 7th 2009 by worried

112. Poor bastard! {evil grin}

Posted at 12:52PM on Jan 7th 2009 by Mark

113. all these comments about shrinkage, which photo are you basing this on? none of the photos show anything even remotely close to a full frontal. you think you're funny, but you're not and have probably never seen a guy naked anyway.

Posted at 1:20PM on Jan 7th 2009 by grow up

114. I'm sure he caught a bad case of "blue balls" LOL!

Posted at 2:26PM on Jan 7th 2009 by ML

115. this is so horrible.. but also hilarious.. i heard this guy i getting a gold medallion and can ski in co. anytime for free.. sweet. ps- blue sky basin today was sweeeeeeeet... powder up to my waist.

Posted at 8:55PM on Jan 7th 2009 by jennnnnnn

116. Did it really take that many dudes to help this guy down? They probably thought he was a chick.

Posted at 9:40PM on Jan 7th 2009 by Oops! It's a dude!

117. People serve society by providing vivid examples of excellence,,and he is a hanging example.

Posted at 11:31AM on Jan 8th 2009 by OppsIshitedovertherainbow

118. Extreme embarrasment and fear. Probably the worst day of his life. Still I hope he feels much better when he gets a huge well deserved cheque through the post.

Posted at 4:21PM on Jan 8th 2009 by BigCrofter

119. twinkle twinkle little star...

Posted at 5:40PM on Jan 9th 2009 by gr8sk8gerl

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