Skier's Pole Exposed in XXX Mishap
This poor guy didn't realize his lift pass came with an impromptu upside down peep show. 
According to The Smoking Gun, this bizarre chairlift mishap left the Vail skier dangling head over heels for 15 minutes freezing his ass off -- for reals!
Employees of the Blue Sky Basin eventually got the man down before he could fall through the, er, crack.
BTW -- in the guy's defense, it was really cold.
