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Euro Greasy Gets Back on the Horse

Hours after walking away from totaling his Ferrari in a UK tunnel this morning, soccer stud Cristiano Ronaldo was spotted driving a new ridiculously expensive automobile and giving the thumbs up in Manchester.

Cristiano Ronaldo

All that greasy body oil and pomade really can make a steering wheel slippery.





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16. I kick a ball for a living?,put on the pads get the snot knocked out of ya than get you balls kicked for a living.Everything is a joke here kan`t you Cee can`t dish can`t take it.I`am a jew jew bean so I an`t anti nothing.

Posted at 5:21PM on Jan 8th 2009 by Nude Bacon

17. I will refrain from saying what I truly want about this man, cos I'm sure it will be get removed.

This man is a complete knob head. Man Utd sucks and so does he. Whining all the time, throwing himself all over the pitch like a dumbass, bitching cos he isnt getting enough money.

To those who think his mug is hot PLEASE look at Torres, plus the man actually knows how to play. WOW! Imagine that.

I'd give it week before this one goes.

Posted at 11:19AM on Jan 9th 2009 by Jill

18. Openly racist comments like the one used in the headline here are so unnecessary TMZ.

Posted at 2:03AM on Jan 11th 2009 by MoBaby

19. Who just won the award for the best soccer player 2008, elected by FIFA? That's right, Cristiano Ronaldo. So TMZ show some respect. He isn't an American to be called "Euro Grease". You sick with your hollywood stars and terrible football players and leave the Euro peolple off your list. We "Euro" peolple have more importante things to do.

Posted at 9:34AM on Jan 13th 2009 by pat

20. Pat, like learn to spell?

Yep, cheers.

Obviously you were shunned as a child to believe that there aren't better footballers out there

Posted at 11:03AM on Jan 13th 2009 by Jill

21. WHAT'S WRONG ABOUT KICKING A BALL FOR A LIVING?
HE'S REALLY TALENTED AND JUST GAT AND AWARD FOR BEST PLAYER OF THE WORLD, SO MUCH BETTER THAN BECKS IF I MAY SAY. I LIKE KICKING A BALL, BETTER THAN FOLLOWING CELEBS AROUND, THAT 1 ARE SO MUCH HOTTER THAN YOU, SPECIALLY THE FABIO WANNABE, (I THING HE IS THE WORST ONE) AND 2. MAKE MORE MONEY EVERYTIME YOU TAKE A PICTURE.
RONALDO IS THE BEST AND NOTHING, NOTHING YOU MAY THINK OR SAY IS GOING TO CHANCE THAT.
GET A LIFE!!!!!!!

Posted at 4:06PM on Jan 15th 2009 by ALINNA

22. TMZ PEOPLE WHO HATE C.RONALDO ARE JUST HATERS WHO WISH THEY WERE HIM AND LET HIM BE A PLAYER,A SHOWOFF HE DESERVES IT I'LL WOULDA BE DOING THE SAME THING...MAN-U FAN ALL THE WAY

Posted at 3:38PM on Jan 21st 2009 by gus13

23. I Love Cristiano!! He's so amazing!! I'm so glad he wasn't hurt!!

Posted at 12:41AM on Feb 2nd 2009 by Julia 99

24. dude did he put transmission oil in his hair ? and do you think he can drive or was he blinded by his beauty? hey cristiano how about wash the hair and STOP LOOKING AT YOUR SELF BEFORE YOUR KILLED OH AND I HOPE THE CASH DIDNT MESS WITH YOUR FLAWLESS FACE GOD FORBIDDEN THERE SHOULD BE A FLAW YOU SEXY GREASY BEAST I WANT YOU BUT I THINK YOU WOULD SLIP OFF ME

Posted at 2:20AM on Feb 8th 2009 by serenacullen

25. oh god get over youself already the whole world doesnt revolve around you!!!! stupid

Posted at 10:56AM on Feb 26th 2009 by arabella cullen

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