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Euro Greasy Oils Way Out of Crazy Crash

Cristiano Ronaldo -- aka Euro Greasy, the soccer star -- miraculously walked away from an insane car crash this morning in the UK that left his Ferrari looking like this.



Ronaldo's ride was badly mangled after he crashed into a roadside barrier in a tunnel, but, according to witnesses who talked to the Manchester Evening News, EG just got out of the car and stood beside the wreckage. Coppers confirmed the incident, saying they're "investigating a road traffic collision" involving a Ferrari.

Ronaldo was interviewed by police at the scene.

Filed under: Ride Me, Cristiano Ronaldo


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1. Thats why I drive the little clown car mucho safe.First learn how to drive than pick a car like that.But I`ll still but that car for a 99censt american dollar? put that motor in my clown car and out run that beat down cop.

Posted at 8:31AM on Jan 8th 2009 by Crotchy The Clown

2. sounds like greasy was a bit too greased up while getting his snob wanked.

Posted at 8:58AM on Jan 8th 2009 by OppsIshitedovertherainbow

3. learn2drive. just because you have a ferrari doesn't make you jeff gordon.

Posted at 10:29AM on Jan 8th 2009 by ferrariyeaa

4. People who can't drive shouldn't be ALLOWED to own a Ferrari. What a shame. (What an idiot)

Posted at 10:37AM on Jan 8th 2009 by assilem

5. I have a set of training wheels that will fit on that type of car should he buy a new one.And I`ll sell them cheap if anyone needs a set.MRS.Bush 500,000 china set wiped me.

Posted at 10:46AM on Jan 8th 2009 by Crotchy the Clown

6. At least he attempted a right turn at speed, unlike Jeff Gordon

Posted at 10:48AM on Jan 8th 2009 by Ambiturner

7. that is ignorant it was a accident that why it’s called a car accident you guys r just jealous of him....he’s hot and bonus hes Portuguese....suck it up and don’t be jealous oh and it’s not grease even if it was he’s still hot and a hell of a soccer player!!!!!

Posted at 10:50AM on Jan 8th 2009 by ana

8. o poor car poor car...at least the driver is ok but poor car *crying*

Posted at 10:58AM on Jan 8th 2009 by Mikel

9. he's lucky to have just walked out of that... imagine the damage it could've done to that beautiful specimen of a man!

and BTW, which flaming idiot came up with 'euro greasy'? have you like, not seen cristiano ronaldo? brandon ain't got nothing on that...

Posted at 11:11AM on Jan 8th 2009 by fire*baby

10. dumbass!

Posted at 11:17AM on Jan 8th 2009 by SKIPPER

11. too bad he walked away. i think it's the grease that saved him.

Posted at 11:38AM on Jan 8th 2009 by Adrien Rules

12. Maybe his hair dripped on the tirers and wham`O.

Posted at 11:48AM on Jan 8th 2009 by SlobNik

13. Thank God he is okay! And screw whoever is calling him euro greasy. You're just jealous of his gorgeous looks and wealth. Manchester United needs him and so do his fans!

Posted at 11:54AM on Jan 8th 2009 by Ronaldo's Girl

14.
devil is in the details...let's wait and see what the police report has to say...
in the meantime C.R. is hot ...euro crease my a$$...hottness comes in many different styles !!!

Posted at 12:03PM on Jan 8th 2009 by northern gypsy

15. He makes whatching futbol fun! Glad he is alright MUFC needs him.

Posted at 12:23PM on Jan 8th 2009 by Dee

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