KISS Member Brags About His Member

16. I always assumed that he was in the closet - he's got a really powerful gay vibe coming from him.

Posted at 2:58PM on Jan 9th 2009 by Rocco

17. Ok first of all he never said he was hung. He said he had body parts that would get him arrested. A joke people. Wow. Don't we all?
I have met him and he is very kind. He is an painter. People say he is gay and he is not.

Posted at 5:54PM on Jan 9th 2009 by GypsyLaura

18. Nice to see he's actually a cool guy. A lot of guys would have, justifiably, cracked those loser photographers right in the chops.

Posted at 10:48PM on Jan 9th 2009 by Dr. Cornelia J. Dogbarker, PhD (rescinded)

19. Where's the makeup when you need it?

Posted at 11:58PM on Jan 9th 2009 by tv

20. Being mistaken for Mikey Rourke, how depressing is that?

Posted at 12:05AM on Jan 10th 2009 by JustDave

21. Isn't this guy like 5 years younger than Larry King? Yes..it doesn't matter what gerriatric that has somethign big...it is still discusting like rotting cheese.

Posted at 3:58AM on Jan 10th 2009 by The DUDE

22. Gay TMZ is showing how gay they are!

Posted at 8:05PM on Jan 12th 2009 by Hlove

23. Okay, first off, Paul looks just fine for his age and he happens to be a very very cool and personable guy that doesn't treat people like pricks. In fact, I found him to be a little backward when I met him in '89. So people can take their ignorant comments and stick them. He's perhaps one of the greatest front men in rock 'n' roll history and he's an accomplished painter and did a fine job as the Phantom of the Opera when I saw it in Toronto in '99. People were amazed at how well he did with no training as an opera or stage performer. The peak Kiss era from '74 to '79 is responsible for more people picking up instruments and becoming rock stars than any other U.S. band. Those records and SONGS still sound awesome and should be played all over classic rock radio but nobody has ever given the band their due. Yeah, people like the makeup and the stage show but they are also singing along, word for word, and playing every air guitar lick to every song because the music has withstood the test of time. And Paul single handidly kept the band going in the 80's and wrote songs that were just as good as anything hair metal bands were doing at the time. The band should be in the Rock n Roll Hall of Fame and it's a freaking joke that they aren't! Much like The Ramones - they won't get any respect until their dead and music snobs realize "Hey, they were actually important and have a pretty popular accessible catalog of music beyond Rock and Roll All Nite and Beth." Congrats on the baby and his wife is gorgeous. And also how the hell could these idiots mistake him for Mickey Rourke? Maybe Little Steven or David Copperfield. Not Mickey Rourke.

Posted at 3:14PM on Jan 10th 2009 by sweetpain

24. For all the people commenting on Paul's appearance - CaliGirl, TriplePlay, Elektra. How about you provide a link to a picture of yourself so we can judge you. Chances are you're a fugly cretin with an Internet addiction, and a completely forgettable life.

As for people like THE DUDE: anyone who manages to write "gerriatric", "somethign" and "discusting" in a single sentence clearly has the brainpower of plankton. No disrespect, sir, but you're a f**king idiot.

Posted at 4:37PM on Jan 10th 2009 by james

25. THE GUY LOOKS OLDER THAN DIRT...PROBABLY SOON READY FOR A DIRT NAP.

HE WASN'T VERY GLIB... HEARD HE COULD'NT AD LIB A FART EVEN AFTER A BAKED BEAN DINNER.

Posted at 3:58PM on Feb 6th 2009 by MAggot

26. Why is it some guys who are really big, always seem to look like they need a paper bag over their head in order to get some action?

I mean, he may be "the nicest guy"; but he's the one who's braggin', right? That just opens the door for our reactions.

Posted at 11:44PM on Mar 25th 2009 by uncle mia