R. Kelly -- Free to Pee on Whomever

1. I hope his wife gets custody of those earrings.

Posted at 8:19AM on Jan 9th 2009 by Kay

2. Maybe it's me, but I've never understood the earring thing with men. Besides it's such a selfish thing to wear earring that cost more than some people's house, and you wonder why people get robbed. Another celeb who got away with a crime, money and fame is the underlining thing.

Posted at 9:20AM on Jan 9th 2009 by Lenn K.

3. The wife was just the cover. I've never seen him out with her at all. He still gets teen booty, I bet.

Posted at 9:33AM on Jan 9th 2009 by Erica

4. R. Kelly on sex with teens:

Asked by Black Entertainment Television (BET) if he had a weakness for teenage girls, he replied: “When you say teenage, how old do you mean?

Posted at 9:36AM on Jan 9th 2009 by Lord Xenu

5. He's married? With children? Who'd of thunk it?

Posted at 9:45AM on Jan 9th 2009 by yummi26

6. I wanna p*ss on you...drip drip drip!!

Posted at 9:58AM on Jan 9th 2009 by Jive

7. Deemer, actually I wouldn't waste my time feeling anything for him. Why would you think EVERY black person would be embarrassed with the way he lives his life? Because he's the same race as I am? No.....I’m not embarrassed because I know (as you should) that he doesn't speak for me or any other black person. His actions only reflect him….only him.

Posted at 10:12AM on Jan 9th 2009 by What!!

8. MAJOR jackass...

Posted at 10:33AM on Jan 9th 2009 by ozzman

9. Good, now he is free to be with me

Posted at 10:59AM on Jan 9th 2009 by munch

10. This fool will get his stupid self back in jail b4 long. Just wait.

Posted at 12:05PM on Jan 9th 2009 by BSweet

11. An other great R Kelly quote about the underage sex allegations: "They can criticise you without even knowing you, and hate you when they don't even know you. All of a sudden, you're, like, the Bin Laden of America. Osama bin Laden is the only one who knows exactly what I'm going through,"

Posted at 12:20PM on Jan 9th 2009 by jake

12. From the pages of the New England Journal of Health, December 2008,
Vol XXICCMM, Issue VIII, (copyrighted einStinE):


one and all,

i must resurrect my hypothesis that of which i am most known: 'Bling
Splatt the Cause of Pre-Mature Death among Rappers'.

As submitted
to the New England Journal of Health, the American
Medical Association, National Geographic, Reader's Digest, and
Redbook.

My postulate that the root cause of death among rappers is not due to
black on black crime, per se. But, due to the inordinate use of
metals
within the framework of their upper torso, in the region of what is
known on the street as 'da grill'. Commonly used metals such as
silver, gold, platinum, and an occasional diamond or two (dependent
upon the rappers ability to sell their wares - ie records - ) as
placed in the oral cavity of said rapper, causes reactions such that
mortality rates are a foregone conclusion. There is no cure for
'Bling Splatt", the diagnosis is death.

What causes 'Bling Splatt'? There is no simple answer. My theory
revolves about the idea that low IO levels of said rappers combined
with calcuim and phosphorous (previously stated in street slang as
'da grill')
when mixed with metals and/or metallic objects react such
that positively charged electrons are emitted which when released
within the parietal lobe send such a large electrical pulse
throughout the parietal region of the brain, that the organ cannot
absorb...in essence...KABOOM !!!...the brain has exploded...ie "Brain
Splatt".

Collegues at the Bellevue Mental Hospital, Def Jam Records Inc.,
Johns Hopkins Medical University, and Toys 'R Us are in concert with
my hypothesis, theories, and ideas. They are all in agreement that
more study and review is needed in this arena of medicine. I have
applied for a $500 Billion bailout for study and research and a few
luxury amenities for myself (Mustang Ranch, Nevada trips for me and
the staff, and dubs for my Prius). President-elect Obama has been
apprised of this situation and receives daily updates as to which
rapper is next believed to contract the illness as such.
The Central
Intelligence Agency (CIA), the Federal Bureau of Investigation (FBI),
the Secret Service, MI6, Scotland Yard, and Elmer Fudd are conducting
intelligence quotient (IO) tests on secretly on unsuspecting rappers,
as we speak, in order to compile and update their existing files of
low intelligence rappers.

Such a twist of fate that belies our 'mos def freestylin'
word-slangin' prophets. That there by the grace of God, he shall
speak. But, there by the grace of God, when he speaks with mouths
full of 'bling', his head will go BOOM !!!

My services are rendered to expose the truth regards the death of our
nations rappers. Word !!!

einStinE



(As reprinted by waYneNuton, with permission from his supremacy
einStinE)

Posted at 1:30PM on Jan 9th 2009 by waYneNutoN