Russell Simmons -- Not a Renaissance Man

Don't lick hip hop kingpin Russell Simmons -- 'cause he's not a sucker.

Our spies at the Renaissance Mayflower Hotel tell us Simmons' assistant called recently to inquire about the Presidential Suites and packages. The guy was all ears, until the hotel rep dropped the price -- $51,000. Simmons' lackey said it was way too much and hung up.

For the record, the deal is for the "Ultimate Presidential" package. It includes a three-night stay in the hotel's Presidential or Mayflower Suite, limo service to and from the airport, his-and-hers inaugural jewelry, Dom Perignon champagne with Baccarat toasting flutes, in-room massage for two, 24-hour butler service, a custom-designed cocktail by the guy the hotel calls "legendary" bartender Sambonn Lek, inaugural petit fours, and his-and-hers inaugural garb from Burberry to keep guests warm during the ceremony.

Simmons is worth an estimated $300,000,000. How did he get so rich? By not blowing his money on stupid petit fours and toasting flutes.

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1. gotta sell a lot more crack to book this room!

Posted at 2:39AM on Jan 9th 2009 by olde english & eggs

2. He is so tired. So is his ex Kimora. He's a good business man, but his work is garbage (Kimora included). She's talentless. Her children are so annoying too. I wish they'd go away!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted at 2:41AM on Jan 9th 2009 by R.Saenz

3. Damm,the $$$ ran out so motel 6 look'z good at diz point..................

Posted at 2:44AM on Jan 9th 2009 by 99centz

4. Janitor in a drum

Posted at 2:48AM on Jan 9th 2009 by maryhadalittleham

5. hes deployable the worst I ever herd!2,3 months and you'll never hear of this sucker again!

Posted at 2:55AM on Jan 9th 2009 by scrachmyass

6. Russell needs to spend more time with his daughters. They walk around acting just like their mom. Kimora feels like the world owes her. Those poor little girls will grow up to be just like Kimora; bossing everyone around. The E show is annoying. I don't know how it stays on...

Posted at 2:56AM on Jan 9th 2009 by Judith

7. he got rich by not being foolish 50 gs in 3 days bs

Posted at 3:14AM on Jan 9th 2009 by joe

8. Are people driving to the gig in electric cars? Eh? Eh? No, they're still driving smogmobiles and DON'T GET IT!

Posted at 5:01AM on Jan 9th 2009 by PolarBear

9. TMZ has pretty good spies.

Maybe TMZ should run the CIA? Seriously.

$51,000? Its cheaper than an Illinois Senate seat.

Time for everyone to put on their O-FACE !! O! O!! O!!! O!!!

Posted at 7:36AM on Jan 9th 2009 by Lord Xenu

10. A typical Liberal, doesn't want to spend his own money, but when it comes to government spending, open the floodgates!!!

Posted at 8:16AM on Jan 9th 2009 by tkennedy

11. This country is going through an economic crisis and Simmons is blowing his money on that??? Just another Hollywood greedy person. So sad.

Posted at 8:49AM on Jan 9th 2009 by Kathleen

12. Wow, Kathleen, you're dumb. It said he's NOT going to do it.

Posted at 8:57AM on Jan 9th 2009 by Jesi

13. What is up with these hotels pushing these packages but making them look like celebrity news stories. And how on Earth do they not know whether it was an imposter CLAIMING to be one of Simmons' peeps??? I'm tired of being hoodwinked into being told stories are real. I've seen these "packages" being pushed in other "news" stories. Is the "news" becoming like the Hills? Scripted and paid for????

Posted at 9:34AM on Jan 9th 2009 by Linda

14. Russell Simmons is awesome.

You a@@holes are such bitter people..ugh DO you HONESTLY think complaining on this site every day is productive? I think you losers have just given up on life and know you will never in aspect of anything so you just settle for blog sites..lol And if you are a grown a@@ adult, or parent what in the world is wrong with you!

Posted at 10:48AM on Jan 9th 2009 by cool

15. I thought it was a beautiful story.

Posted at 10:59AM on Jan 9th 2009 by psychomama

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