Simon & Ryan -- Crossing Streams

1. Friends don't let friends idle their jetskis.

Posted at 3:38PM on Jan 9th 2009 by wasted days and wasted nights

2. The guy standing up is probably still sore from the night before. Is that Simon's big geometric head on top of those disproportionately puny shoulders?

Posted at 4:03PM on Jan 9th 2009 by Luke Warmwater

3. Ryan looks good on a jet ski, Simon? Not so much. After hosting New Years Eve and with such a big awards show season coming up Ryan deserves a break. Do you think he really cares that much about entertainment news and which celeb wore what? In the photo below hes so intense!
http://meetthefamous.com/photos-videos/details.php?story=4973

Posted at 4:05PM on Jan 9th 2009 by Rob

4. Simon likes puppies. And they're a lot cuter than Ryan Seacrest.

http://celebrityanimalhouse.com/2009/01/04/simon-cowell-poses-with-puppy-at-charity-auction/

Celebrity Animal House
www.celebrityanimalhouse.com

Posted at 4:17PM on Jan 9th 2009 by Celebrity Animal House

5. Those dudes are so broke back it's not even funny!!!

Posted at 4:20PM on Jan 9th 2009 by Elton John to sing @ their wedding

6. awe jeez....did tou have to remind me it'z starting up again?

Posted at 4:23PM on Jan 9th 2009 by 99centz

7. TMZ I cannot BELIEVE you are posting this story after what happened to Poor John Travoltas son on those things. They are SO dangerous. It is highly insensitive of you to casually report this story at this time, when these playthings of the rich have caused just tragedy in the Travolta family. Shame on you.

Posted at 4:36PM on Jan 9th 2009 by maggie

8. LOL!!! "on his and his jetskis" wow thx for the insight TMZ - "not that theres anything wrong with that." ...i'm just sayin'

Posted at 4:37PM on Jan 9th 2009 by BlindManTrynaTackleMichaelVick

9. TMZ!!!! Great Title line. Bully for you for once.

Posted at 5:21PM on Jan 9th 2009 by seacrestisacockhole

10. #7 maggie-
What are you talking about?! Do you have some knowledge that we aren't privvy to?
We have been told that Jett Travolta had a seizure in the bathroom and had hit his head a bathroom fixture or the floor!

Posted at 5:50PM on Jan 9th 2009 by Nightfall

11. yo maggie,since when waz travolaz son hat anythig to with jet skiz?hiz name iz jett and he passed away on the bathroom floor...what have you been smokin?

Posted at 5:52PM on Jan 9th 2009 by 99centz

12. Maggie, John Travoltas sons' name is Jett. He did not die in a jetski accident. He died after suffering a seizure.

Posted at 5:53PM on Jan 9th 2009 by Kim

13. Are they both finally out of the closet?

Posted at 7:37PM on Jan 9th 2009 by sexy ass diva

14. 99centZZZZZ Why have you replaced the letter "s" with the letter "Z"?

Posted at 7:50PM on Jan 9th 2009 by maggie

15. Maggie, don't blame 99 centz for your idiocy. So that's the way he writes. You're still a moron. Can't you read a story right? Jett Travolta had Kawaski's disease which has nothing to do with a jet ski or with his first name.

Posted at 8:03PM on Jan 9th 2009 by JeanSummers_is_an_ass