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Star Jones Gets a Meaty Offer

1/9/2009 1:20 PM PST BY TMZ STAFF

Like all Americans, Star Jones has some tough decisions to make in the upcoming weeks -- like whether to order beef or fish!

The Oval Room in Washington, DC is holding a star-studded private party on Saturday of inauguration weekend and the only name the restaurant staff has been told will be attending so far is the 46-year-old former "View" host. She's a party lawyer! We're also told the event will feature a four-course meal with an option of filet of beef or slow baked cod.

That's an invitation no one can gastric bypass.

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victor juan    

she's hidious looking and she's shallow(i.e married a gay man for publicity and sponsers).my advice to fat people everywhere:dont lose the weight if u got an ugly face.u'll just be lighter but still unatractive and very disapointed.stay fat and u can always hang on to the false hope that u might be pretty some day

2012 days ago
17.

victor juan    

pig knuckles and kool aid? jajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajaajajaja dont forget all black bbq's have to have a fetured guest:usualy some family member that just got out of jail.......will obama spill some champange on the flo' fo' homies tha' aint herr.....

2012 days ago
18.

oops    

hey victor juan,

wanna come??? bring da b@ong, i've got a stash of ganja & we can ALL get lit !!!

let's jam, homies sing !!!

This generation rules the nation
with version

Music happen to be the food of love.
Sounds to really make you rub and scrub.
I say: Pass the Dutchie on the leff hand side

Pass the Dutchie on the left hand side

It a gonna burn
give me music make me jump and prance

It a go done
give me the music make me rock in the dance.
It was a cool and lovely breezy afternoon.
How does it feel when you've got no food?
You could feel it 'cause it was the month ofJune.
How does it feel when you've got no food?
So I left my gate and went out for a wakl.
How does it feel when you've got no food?
As I pass the dreadlocks' camp I heard them say:
Pass the Dutchie on the left hand side
. . .
So I stopped to find out what was going on.
How does it feel when you've got no food?

'cause the spirit ofjah you know he leads you on.
How does it feel when you've got no food?
There was a ring of dreads and a
session was there in swing.
How does it feel when you've got no food?
You could feel the chill as I
seen and heard them say:
How does it feel when you've got no food?
Pass the Dutchie on the leff hand side
. ..
'cos me say listen to the drummer
me say listen to the bass.
Give me little music make me wind up me waist.
Me say listen to the drummer
me say listen to the bass

Give me little music make me wind up me waist.
Pass the Dutchie on the left hand side
. . .
You play it on the radio a so me say
we a go hear it on the stereo

A so me know you a go play it on the disco

A so me say we a go hear it on the stereo.
Pass the Dutchie on the leff hand side
. . .
I say east
say west
say north and south

This is gonna make us jump and shout.

2012 days ago
19.

Shay    

such dummies on this site. LOOSERS

2012 days ago
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