Jake Gyllenhaal -- Ripped for Her Pleasure
Isn't it illegal for Jake Gyllenhaal to be brandishing his guns in public like this?!
Reese Witherspoon should never let him wear sleeves -- or out of her sight.
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- Jake Gyllenhaal -- The Ripped One (10/01/2009) (18 comments)
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(Page 2 of 3) Previous 15 Comments | 1 | 2 | 3 | Most Recent | Next 15 Comments16. ahhhhhh!!
soo unfair.
i went for a walk on ocean a few days ago.
whenever i go it's just old people with dogs and homeless crackheads talking to themselves.
Posted at 9:32AM on Jan 10th 2009 by hayybeautiful
17. Read the book entitled Apocalypse 2012 published in 2007 by Lawrence J. Joseph. Just yesterday in the news NASA
reported about a worse case scenario about a solar storm - next bad one expected in 2012. Almost matches was
Joseph said in his book. There's more but too much to go into here. Those people talking about 2012 are not joking.
Posted at 10:14AM on Jan 10th 2009 by cp
18. what the heck is up with the camera man!? YOU SUCK! You missed some great shots because you're an idiot and should have taken the camera off the tripod. WAY'D IT GO!
Posted at 10:38AM on Jan 10th 2009 by WHISKEY.TANGO.FOXTROT
19. You 2012ers are a bunch of idiots who will believe anything.
Stupid conspiracy theorists.
Oh and Reese Witherspoon is a SKANK
Posted at 10:51AM on Jan 10th 2009 by WTF
20. Why would a hot young guy want an old whore with two kids and a stretched out vajayjay ?
Posted at 11:05AM on Jan 10th 2009 by riddle me this
21. NASA is KILLROY(SS) using otical satellites earth MICs and broadcasting Radars to steal US blind.screw the end of the earthBIT the satellite WAR has been going down since STARFISH PRIME which took out 70% of all satellites in the 1960`s.MASONIC broadcaster(SS) by frat botherhood kill and control the world.Howard Robard Hughes JR the one man billionare satellite inventor knew the battle.Radar by themoscanning satellites cented on your dental work X ray satellites brain mapping marfe turus plasmid spin robots-remote controlled bio life forms including the masonic brotherHOOD SS.The SS invented most of it telas invented some and howard used it to make billons and had the GAR nuclear missle in 1948.Than went anti nuke in vegas to slow the atomic count down as TOM SLICK had started to do before they took his plane down,Commets may wipe us...but humans slave themself for a dollar bag of rat shiet.Try running a radar though your family and see what happens.Death and a robot by broadcasting a overridding brainwave(MARFE TURUS).
Posted at 11:14AM on Jan 10th 2009 by SlobNik
22. Go away you moron religionists and shove your moralistic crapp where the sun don't shine!
Consenting adults can diddle each other as much as they want.
Posted at 11:33AM on Jan 10th 2009 by Pah
23. Unless the USA goverment gets to`um first sticks a micochip in their head med...turns them into some UN-GODLY KILLROY perfict kill MACH...rows and rows of those on death rows.All those satellites up there AN`t peace move.Control and war makes hollywood rich....wargameSS after war gamers.Jails are full of little science projects for the medical sells(LAB-RATS) are the new HUMAN? race.If you ant` rich you`ll be thier bitch or DEAD!!!.Fuch~em who cares who do who as long like U say adults.Hollywood remote controlled ACTOR`s are a joke relay a sound track into my ear so I don`t forget to say the words you programmed me to say.Voice to voice satellite uplink down link was howard hughes`s dream and invention.Hollywood makes joke movies about it to cover it up.If you an`t a insider you Don`t work in HOLYWOOD...you have to be invented to be thier bitch joke forever on film
Posted at 11:55AM on Jan 10th 2009 by Nude Bacon
24. i waz too bizzy lookin @ santa monica park'z tree'z to notice hin...............
Posted at 12:19PM on Jan 10th 2009 by 99centz
25. O-blama will save the world according to all the liberal garbage throwers, so 2012 will reveal that the Lord is now President! Praise Allah.
Posted at 12:18PM on Jan 10th 2009 by Poof the Magic Dragonfly
26. What happened to your 'Bi' headline??
Posted at 3:59PM on Jan 10th 2009 by JohnyStarr
27. TMZ changed the title from "Jake Gyllenhaal Is Totally Bi … ceps" to "Jake Gyllenhaal -- Ripped for Her Pleasure".
Thank you TMZ for supporting homophobia and Hollywood PR.
Posted at 1:23PM on Jan 10th 2009 by Gay is OK
28. Nice work, TMZ! You managed to find the one clear frame in the entire video to cap for the website. Here's an idea: tripod, Steadicam or Final Cut. Sure hope you didn't pay much for this crappy video.
Posted at 2:09PM on Jan 10th 2009 by JUSSOMEGUY
29. what happened??? did he give up his bike riding???
i guess that's what happens, when you ride a bike without the seat, you get it up the @ss !!!
Posted at 2:51PM on Jan 10th 2009 by up the @ss, it HURTS !!!
30. so we are going to have another armegeddon in 2012, just like the one we had in 2000? sounds fun.
Posted at 2:59PM on Jan 10th 2009 by klank
