Jake Gyllenhaal -- Ripped for Her Pleasure
Isn't it illegal for Jake Gyllenhaal to be brandishing his guns in public like this?!
Reese Witherspoon should never let him wear sleeves -- or out of her sight.
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- Jake Gyllenhaal -- The Ripped One (10/01/2009) (18 comments)
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(Page 3 of 3) Previous 15 Comments31. I'll kick his ass. I'm a 40 year old female with better muscles than him. I'm sure my thighs will crush his waist.
Posted at 3:03PM on Jan 10th 2009 by whatev
32. Jake's lawyer called. I guess he works weekends.
Jake you are bi. Just deal with the fact that people know it and stop trying to sue people.
Posted at 4:59PM on Jan 10th 2009 by Harvey
33. Au contraire, she should force him to wear sleeves. Those biceps are not attractive, too beefy, and Jakey is not the beefy type. He is making himself into a pseudo Fabio and it is all WRONG.
Posted at 12:42AM on Jan 11th 2009 by Hal
34. OMG..THIS IS ONE HOT M.F....SEXIEST MAN IN THE UNIVERSE!
Posted at 12:52AM on Jan 11th 2009 by eyecandy
35. "Jake Gyllenhaal's bi......ceps" would've been less glaringly suggestive
Now, is he really? Reese Witherspoon seems too high profile for a beard (unless the whole thing is a "lavender marriage"; let us not forget Ryan Philippe is one big hom......eboy)
Posted at 4:42AM on Jan 11th 2009 by hot, sweaty muscles
36. I want you!
Posted at 10:08AM on Jan 11th 2009 by Dick
37. I'm sooooo jealous!!
Posted at 10:09AM on Jan 11th 2009 by Kitty
38. He's a pretty nice looking young man; at least he's taking care of himself and not sacked out on a couch sucking down pigs in a blanket!! lol Reeseie you's a lucky gal!!
Posted at 2:55PM on Jan 11th 2009 by Ev
39. he'z got dirante'z nose!!!
Posted at 2:24AM on Jan 12th 2009 by 99centz
40. Was the video person fresh off the "Blair Witch Project" I got motion sickness. Hey drive ahead of him jump out of the car and get some decent footage! Was Ryan Phillippe a total dumb ass or what? He cheats on the little lady who makes 20 times his salary and gets the boot. The little lady, Reese, gets another pretty boy with Jake. She's the winner!
Posted at 6:48PM on Jan 12th 2009 by Dr Sick
41. Pretty soon with his long hair and bulging biceps he will resemble Fabio and that is NOT good.
Posted at 12:24PM on Jan 14th 2009 by Hal
42. "Reeseie you's a lucky gal!!" LOL Reese Witherspoon isn't lucky this time - she just pretends to date Jake.
Posted at 8:42PM on Mar 8th 2009 by FAUXMANCE
