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Pacman Jones: "I Like The Strip Clubs"

1/11/2009 1:19 PM PST BY TMZ STAFF

NOTE TO PACMAN: Don't profess your love for strip clubs while trying to deny allegations you were involved in another violent incident that occurred AT A STRIP CLUB.

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Also: Strip clubs aren't the same thing as regular clubs -- otherwise, they'd just be called "clubs" too.

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oops    

"Bling Splatt" must apply to football players, too !!!



From the pages of the New England Journal of Health, December 2008,
Vol XXICCMM, Issue VIII, (copyrighted einStinE):


one and all,

i must resurrect my hypothesis that of which i am most known: 'Bling
Splatt the Cause of Pre-Mature Death among Rappers'.

As submitted
to the New England Journal of Health, the American
Medical Association, National Geographic, Reader's Digest, and
Redbook.

My postulate that the root cause of death among rappers is not due to
black on black crime, per se. But, due to the inordinate use of
metals
within the framework of their upper torso, in the region of what is
known on the street as 'da grill'. Commonly used metals such as
silver, gold, platinum, and an occasional diamond or two (dependent
upon the rappers ability to sell their wares - ie records - ) as
placed in the oral cavity of said rapper, causes reactions such that
mortality rates are a foregone conclusion. There is no cure for
'Bling Splatt", the diagnosis is death.

What causes 'Bling Splatt'? There is no simple answer. My theory
revolves about the idea that low IO levels of said rappers combined
with calcuim and phosphorous (previously stated in street slang as
'da grill')
when mixed with metals and/or metallic objects react such
that positively charged electrons are emitted which when released
within the parietal lobe send such a large electrical pulse
throughout the parietal region of the brain, that the organ cannot
absorb...in essence...KABOOM !!!...the brain has exploded...ie "Brain
Splatt".

Collegues at the Bellevue Mental Hospital, Def Jam Records Inc.,
Johns Hopkins Medical University, and Toys 'R Us are in concert with
my hypothesis, theories, and ideas. They are all in agreement that
more study and review is needed in this arena of medicine. I have
applied for a $500 Billion bailout for study and research and a few
luxury amenities for myself (Mustang Ranch, Nevada trips for me and
the staff, and dubs for my Prius). President-elect Obama has been
apprised of this situation and receives daily updates as to which
rapper is next believed to contract the illness as such.
The Central
Intelligence Agency (CIA), the Federal Bureau of Investigation (FBI),
the Secret Service, MI6, Scotland Yard, and Elmer Fudd are conducting
intelligence quotient (IO) tests on secretly on unsuspecting rappers,
as we speak, in order to compile and update their existing files of
low intelligence rappers.

Such a twist of fate that belies our 'mos def freestylin'
word-slangin' prophets. That there by the grace of God, he shall
speak. But, there by the grace of God, when he speaks with mouths
full of 'bling', his head will go BOOM !!!

My services are rendered to expose the truth regards the death of our
nations rappers. Word !!!

einStinE



(As reprinted by waYneNuton, with permission from his supremacy
einStinE)

2027 days ago
2.

ozzman    

jackass...

2027 days ago
3.

Mr. nice guy    

Well there you go...When its not white, its not right..

2027 days ago
4.

beachy    

I love the NFL - and am happy to see this guy cut from the Plowboys. Jerry Jones would sell his mother to the devil to get a SB - yet he actually cut this dude.

He belongs in prison with all his gangsta buddies that shoot, kill and beat people up.

He DOES NOT belong in the NFL. Maybe he and Michael Vick can be placed in the same cell block. Thugs!

2027 days ago
5.

99centz    

he'zz kizz'd hiz nfl career away but atleat plaxico haz a buddy to go with................

2027 days ago
6.

beachy    

Hey #5 -

Do you have your fingers on the wrong line of the keyboard? You've been called out b-4 - talk English, dude. You may think you're cool, but NEWS FLASH - you come across ignorant as hell.

Now, pull your britches up and go back to your mama's basement.

2027 days ago
7.

beachy    

Hey Mr. Nice Guy,

This moron has been given more opportunities than could ever have been expected. He just can't get the thug out of him.

Quit the race card crap. It's getting old REAL FAST.

2027 days ago
8.

CriticXtreme    

YOU ARE A MENTAL RETARD!!!! MUTHEREFFERS COMMIT SUICIDE BECAUSE THEY CAN'T GET WHERE YOU WERE. YOU ARE A FAME WHORE ATTENTION SEEKER IDIOT!!! YOUR PHYSICAL ABILITIES GOT YOU WERE YOU ARE NOT YOUR BRAIN OR ABILITY TO SPEAK THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE PROPERLY. I LIKE CERTAIN STRIP CLUBS TOO BUT I'M NOT IN THEM ANNOUNCING TO THE WORLD WHO I AM AND ACTING A FOOL. PLEASE DON'T PROCREATE, PLEASE DON'T! BECAUSE IF YOU HAVE A DAUGHTER, I KNOW THAT I SEE HER ON THE POLE. YOU NEED TO SHUT UP AND DISAPPEAR FROM THE PUBLIC AND GET YOUR ACT TOGETHER. FOR SOME REASON, WHEN THERE'S A CAMERA AROUND YOU GET REALLY STUPID AND YOU KEEP BRINGING DOWN THE RACE. MAKING NEW AND OLD STEREOTYPES RELEVANT AGAIN. SO PLEASE GO AWAY!!!!!

2027 days ago
9.

billyboyhere    

How come other Black sports stars, or Black Entertainers, or Black Preachers for that matter, never call another prominent Black out for behaviour? You telling me the silence equals agreement? No way...but the silence from important Blacks speaks volumes about them----they wont call anothers bad behaviour out no matter how bad it becomes, because, well, he's Black.

No wonder the Culture stays mired in the muck when the rest of Society as mandated by the Courts tries to employ, engage, interact with, live with, get schooled with, and otherwise try and make them part of Society. Only we dont get this part----when a goof like PacMan or Vick, Barkley or Plaxico do strange things, none of you speak up and denounce it en masse. Oh a few might, but theres bad water in your culture or something that makes everyone have to never say anything about anyone, even when its obvious they are idiots and dangerous.

Oh well, now with a Black President about to take over maybe he'll start calling these goofs out and he can set a new standard for everyone of to follow and call out those who are living large in the spotlight who do not.

Call me racist and hater, I can take it, but dont call me blind, I can see whats not been happening for a whole Generation now. You all can too, the louder you holler about it not being true, the more it is. PacMan is just the latest proof of it. And shame on Jerry "use the black man" Jones for signing this should be con this year, he's another idiot, but he does get called out by other whites. Black idiots hear nothing but silence from the Black population.

2027 days ago
10.

beachy    

to #9

This is only the beginning of the trend. It's pretty disgusting, yet it is reality. Can you imagine having a WPAAP instead of NCAAP? Or a "White Miss America"?

Things are out of hand. I have nothing against other races. It's the unproductive whiners that suck up welfare and then proclaim racism.

I know this sounds rude, but even Walt Williams (a great theologist - and black man) says that the blacks are better off here than they would be in Africa. You know what?

I'm pissed. I never did a black person wrong - yet they act like we owe them something. Hmmm.....

It's gonna cause some problems. Some of us that are decent and fair people will stand up to racists.

2027 days ago
11.

Liz    

The sad part about Pacman is that he actually thinks the "Cowboy's" are going to hire him again for the 2009 season!

2027 days ago
12.

hisgfneedsquit    

hey hey it's kim k's next boyfriend

2027 days ago
13.

simonesdad2009    

Beachy,
This guy is toast as a football player. He'll be lucky if he's only homeless or an addict for the rest of life. He will probably end up dead.

As for Miss Black America.... Miss America started in 1922. In the 1930's the official rules of the pageant included the famous "rule 7" which basically said you had to be white to compete. No state representative appeared in the national pageant until 1970. No winner until 1984. Arguably the most successful former Miss America of all time, Venessa Williams. So you could argue that there was a Miss White America for nearly 50 years. It literally took a war and an act of Congress for black Americans to receive equal treatment under the law in this country. So you could argue that the United States of America was the NAAWP.

Something to think to about, beachy.

2027 days ago
14.

News    

In his interview on Jim Rome's show he says he go's to Scrip clubs not strip clubs. This dude has had too many chances his football carer is over know he can go back to school and trade in his Ebonics degree for a English major. Stay out of trouble and learn to speak English.

2026 days ago
15.

steve    

who doesnt like strip clubs?

2026 days ago
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