Hooters on Lawsuit -- Size Matters!

If you don't have a big one, they'll laugh you right out of Hooters -- a big law firm, that is.

The top bananas at the wing joint are firing back at a group of morons suing them for sexual discrimination, saying they are in their legal right to only hire women to handle their chicken bones.

In a statement issued just moments ago, Hooters says they've already fought this battle before -- and won -- and accused these dopes of only filing the suit so they "can try and make some money without working for it."

Hooters also took a shot at the d-bags' legal manhood -- saying the men are "represented by a very small plaintiff's law firm." Ouch.

And just to drive the point home, Hooters added "If we lose this go around, you can next expect hairy legged guys in the Rockettes line up and male models in the Sports Illustrated swimsuit issue. You wonder why people just can't leave good things alone?"



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76. and also in this is for "Where's the freakin common sense" gay guys not always try to do what girls do, i work for Hooters as a manager and i happen to be gay and i'm there because of my skills not because i want to be a Hooters Girl so please don't put as all in the same category!!!! and this proves that Hooters doesn't discriminate!!!!

Posted at 4:50PM on Jan 14th 2009 by dino

77. Mr.Real men like ass.....Just by The name you are using on your post,explain's you well!And no,I'm not a mormon.Are you a big ol' pervert??Opinion's are like A**holes.Everyone has one!So you stick with your's,and I'll stick to mine.I'm just someone that prefer's class over trash.And a respectable man would appreciate that!


Posted at 8:39PM on Jan 14th 2009 by TruBeliever36

78. To TruBeliever36….

What did you do when you were 21? Were you having tea with the queen? Or at the coffee house reading poetry?

I am Senior at USC and my friends and I have a great time going to Hooters to watch the game, eat finger food, drink beers and flirt with the hot girls who work there. And for the record, I am 0 -15 in getting a girl to leave with us because they are there to do what they do best and that is be friendly and entertain to make you want to come back.

So if your definition of a pervert is a 22 year old male who likes hot 21+ women in gimmicky but sexy cloths, then yes, I am pervert by your definition. Although, I thought perverts were rapist and child molesters or dirty old men in rain coats flashing in the neighborhood, I thought me and the boys going out for the game and drinking beers at Hooters was just good old fun American Style. Maybe you judge others because your wife is a fridge ugly but classy woman? Let boys be boys and if you do not like Hooters, the solution is simple, don’t go!!! Stay home with your classy wife and read by the fireplace.

For me, having the time of my like, thank you very much!

Posted at 9:05PM on Jan 14th 2009 by Real Men like hot A$$

79. Ok, I get it, but have you ever been to Corpus? Of course any red blooded 22 year old wants to work at Hooters....beer, sports, hot women, lots of customers - good money. Discrimination is discrimination - plain and simple.

Posted at 8:23PM on Jan 20th 2009 by Sharon

80. Why should he be denied the opportunity to make good money as a waiter there? Of course any red blooded 22 year old male wants to work at Hooters, beer, sports, hot women lots of customers- where else can he make good money in Corpus?

Posted at 3:00PM on Jan 17th 2009 by Jan

81. I work at Hooters and I LOVE IT. And if you guys "hate" Hooters so much then why are you even wasting your time reading articles about it and to go even further you are commenting negatively about the restaurant and its employees. So I'm going to take a wild guess here and say that all of you who posted negative comments either were unable to obtain a job at this fine restaurant and become a part of our family, or you lost a boyfriend/ husband because Hooter Girls can do it better than you. We are not sluts, whores, skanky, or stupid. We are making an honest living and we have fun doing it. And not to mention I put on more layers when I get ready for work than most people. This is not my chosen profession either. I am working my butt off so I can pay my way through law school my self instead of relying on other people to pay my way. I hope that these guys DO NOT WIN because of one reason. They are idiots. Why else other than free money would any male want to work at Hooters? Anyways stop wasting your time bashing us and go settle yourself down with a nice job at McDonalds.

Posted at 5:42PM on Jan 18th 2009 by Malissa Bauhaus

82. Sorry to all you fools. You just do not know the law. If you look it up, it says that actors, actresses, cheerleaders, even topless dancers are all protected under the law 'cause they are part of the entertainment industry. So to all you quality guys that get off during lunch, that's the way it goes. Don't worry, your entertainment is safe, you might have to put up with a guy waiter sometimes. Try not to barf out your wings!

Posted at 10:38PM on Feb 8th 2009 by LawNow

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