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DC Dog Crap -- Made from the Finest Ingredients

1/13/2009 6:30 AM PST BY TMZ STAFF

With people blowing cash left and right for the Obama inauguration, TMZ has learned even the dog poop on the DC streets will be some of the most expensive pieces of crap in the country.

We're told the Loews Madison hotel in DC is offering its canine guests a special meal on Inauguration Day -- and we're not talkin' about kibbles and bits. (The offer will go for the first 100 days of Obama -- and you can get the pooch package at all Loews hotels.)

People actually are paying good money to feed their spoiled rotten doggies pasta shaped like stars, sundried tomato fettucini, dried blue corn, and ground turkey -- prepared with olive oil of course.

The entire meal probably costs more than the paycheck of the guy who will clean up their mess.

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fed up    

How dang stupid. People starving here around the world, and poochie has to have gourmet meal.

2018 days ago
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Anon    

I am a huge canine lover myself and wouldn't think twice about a life without them. But Cmon, seriously?, not much distribution of wealth. Instead, why don't you redirect the benjamins to a shelter or something; alot of misplaced dogs that can probably use those fancy appetizers called "vaccines" and "antibiotics".

I am not going to tell another man how to spend his money, I am just saying....

2018 days ago
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Nostradamus    

For those of you now realizing that the faux-messiah was a mistake, let me reiterate to you that the worst is yet to come!

be prepared
be in alert
say your daily prayers

2018 days ago
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SP    

Don't let the media deceive you again, there are plenty of rooms for rent and no where near the people showing up for this crowning like the media said. There are only a few nut's out there willing to pay for dog crap and other Obama sh_t. And if Obama was really concerned about the people and the economy he would have a quick TV ceromony and just a few close friends instead of spending millions and miillions of tax payer dollar's. He is just like any other elected moron, except he is the first black one to be elected President. He will wlak the line the first year and then drop the hammer in 2010. It's like the frog in the pot , you slowly turn up the heat until he is cooked and doesn't know it.

2018 days ago
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partymonger    

change? reading this piece, hearing about all the stars going to play, watching dulles new runway being used for a parking lot for the wealthy, and then watching inaugurations tickets being sold and scalped because people have enough money or dumb enough to pay....just makes me see the only change that is happening inside the beltway are the characters on the stage. god bless america, we need all the help we can get for real change to happen.

2018 days ago
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cindy    

BRAVO STEVE! BRAVO!!! You are so right!!! Once he got americas vote he was DONE with them! What a freaking nightmare the next 4 yrs will be.

2018 days ago
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Tracy    

This is the DUMBEST crap I have seen in quite a while. Seriously.

2018 days ago
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Lord Xenu    

Just give the mutts some ALPO, for the love of God, dogs eat their own poop.

2018 days ago
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Liz    

Here we go folks......................hang on, the next four years will be very interesting!

2018 days ago
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you idiots who comment make me sad    

It's amazing how absolutely STUPID you people are (of course, this is TMZ, so I shouldn't expect intelligent, well-versed, educated readers)! This is NOT an Obama-sponsered deal. No where does it say "Obama has requested that canines be treated like royalty". Jesus can you READ! I have little hope for the world, not because of our EDUCATED president, but because of the MORONS he has to corral into doing the right thing. God help you dumb fools.

2018 days ago
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Queen of the Damned    

To # 11 - by you idiots who comment make me sad. You are so right!!! If these *ssholes hate Obama so much; and if America is "doomed", then why don't they exercise the freedom to leave the U.S. and go and live somewhere else? The Loews Madison is making this offer and if people want to pay those kind of prices for their pets they are welcome to do so. It's their money!!!

2018 days ago
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!!    


ATTENTION... This Deserves Repeating!

It's amazing how absolutely STUPID you people are (of course, this is TMZ, so I shouldn't expect intelligent, well-versed, educated readers)! This is NOT an Obama-sponsered deal. No where does it say "Obama has requested that canines be treated like royalty". Jesus can you READ! I have little hope for the world, not because of our EDUCATED president, but because of the MORONS he has to corral into doing the right thing. God help you dumb fools.

Posted at 1:02PM on Jan 13th 2009 by you idiots who comment make me sad


It's amazingly sad, how many non-reading, ignorant people come here and post.

2018 days ago
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samantha    

Why would anyone complain about this? If rich people want to buy festive dog food, or any other wildly unnecessary products, good for them! And good for Fido! They're stimulating our economy and securing jobs for cooks, vets, dog walkers, cleaning crews, groomers, etc. Would you rather they hoard every cent at home and roll around in it at night? Obviously, this doggy dinner has nothing to do with Obama! The Loews Madison hotel is just using his celebrity to make some dough! It's the American Way!

And by the way, stop sarcastically calling Obama "Messiah"! That's utterly insane. We voted for President Obama because he's an intelligent and forward-thinking MAN. I truly hope he lives up to my moderate expectations.

2017 days ago

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