iButler Available for iNauguration iDiots

1/14/2009 6:30 AM PST
It's not just the highly educated who will be invading DC for the inauguration. Thousands of morons will be flooding in as well -- but fear not, the city is preparing for them too.

The Ritz-Carlton Georgetown will have a 24/7 "iPod butler" on duty to make sure their technology impaired guests can download music on the free iPods they're passing out with a paid room.

FYI -- if you don't know how to use an iPod by now, you're probably a Communist.