iButler Available for iNauguration iDiots

Barack ObamaIt's not just the highly educated who will be invading DC for the inauguration. Thousands of morons will be flooding in as well -- but fear not, the city is preparing for them too.

The Ritz-Carlton Georgetown will have a 24/7 "iPod butler" on duty to make sure their technology impaired guests can download music on the free iPods they're passing out with a paid room.

FYI -- if you don't know how to use an iPod by now, you're probably a Communist.


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1. IPods are old. We need a CHANGE, its all about IPhones right now..

Posted at 5:10AM on Jan 14th 2009 by billy

2. iPods aren't old. (Unless you have an old iPod) and the iPhones are a good "do everything" device, but if you just want a mp3 player, they suck.

Posted at 5:52AM on Jan 14th 2009 by Kevin

3. Damn ipod hating commies! Wait a minute, why the hell did my 60 gig ipod just give out again? Damn commies! Damn crappy ipods!

Posted at 6:23AM on Jan 14th 2009 by Doh!

4. Since when didn`t they dup? I see what your saying TMZ said the blind man as he ran into the wall.

Posted at 6:48AM on Jan 14th 2009 by Howard Robard Hughes IIV

5. Ive never touched an Ipod, so I have no idea how to use one. There are plenty of other devices besides it that play music.

Posted at 7:57AM on Jan 14th 2009 by D

6. TMZ on score satellites and BOOMer-rangSS governer mobster of CA on shylock killroy crew on on the take all ripping off the estate and HHMI by masonic proxcy with poopah`SS dispatchers and bad cops on the pay roll includes judges and big biz.The only communtists are at TMZ robert wagner jean peters and SONY CBS mob since forever.Howard Robard Hughes IIV still dodgeing the MOB of GAY killROYS in CBS snipers nest houses and flash crews,Never going your way......

Posted at 8:12AM on Jan 14th 2009 by Nude Bacon

7. What??? I'm not a moron!!! I have an IPizzod...u git u 1! Obama so fresh on dat azz HAHA!!!

Posted at 12:48PM on Jan 14th 2009 by BlindManTrynaTackleMichaelVick

8.
news flash tmz..i was in some communist countries 3 months ago...guess what ???
ipods being enjoyed by quite a few citizens of the state !!!

Posted at 11:35AM on Jan 14th 2009 by northern gypsy

9. what are you talking about TMZ.. YOu know old folks dont know how to operate anything...lol Its only us youngsters that know how to use technology... Anyone over 40 will need this butler..haha

Bababoey

Posted at 12:22PM on Jan 14th 2009 by Hollywood Standard

10. who do you think made the world for you in technology - Bill Gates, same age as me. I don't know how to use an Ipod because I could care less to use one. So that makes me a communist, or something for rude kids to make fun of - boring.

Posted at 1:00PM on Jan 14th 2009 by d

11. Ipods are commie!!! Apple software is the perfect commie tripe. You can only use Itunes to download music, it never syncs properly and they suk. There's lots of Ipod like players that are WAY easier to use. Ipod and Iphone users are buying into the propaganda!!!

Posted at 1:13PM on Jan 14th 2009 by Nshado

12. Sorry, Ipods are for commie drones. I have no idea how to use one and am not interested either. DRM is a joke. An MP3 player is supposed to be a drag and drop portable memory with a play button, not "big brother" to-go. Other MP3 players do this far better and for much less.

Posted at 2:57PM on Jan 14th 2009 by Free

13. Only morons would WANT to go to D.C. for the coronation of Baraq Hussein Messiah Stalin Obama.

Posted at 3:02PM on Jan 14th 2009 by Aunt Esther

14. ipods are paperweights without 3rd party software
and Itunes...hahahahahaaha gotta be ignorant to install that virus of a program

Posted at 9:14PM on Jan 14th 2009 by Crane

15. I just got an ipod for christmas.

You people don't have any pulse on people outside of LA do you?

Posted at 6:29AM on Jan 16th 2009 by msroncon

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