It's not just the highly educated who will be invading DC for the inauguration. Thousands of morons will be flooding in as well -- but fear not, the city is preparing for them too.
The Ritz-Carlton Georgetown will have a 24/7 "iPod butler" on duty to make sure their technology impaired guests can download music on the free iPods they're passing out with a paid room.
FYI -- if you don't know how to use an iPod by now, you're probably a Communist.
16. If the attendees were 'highly educated' they wouldn't have voted for this moron in the first place.
Posted at 11:54AM on Jan 15th 2009 by Dr. H
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