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1. Now this is creepy. I always though this guy was gay. Is this a coverup? Only goes to show you that you can't judge a mattress by its cover!

Posted at 6:11PM on Jan 14th 2009 by Dr Sick

2. Headline of '09!

Posted at 6:19PM on Jan 14th 2009 by Juke

3. What a sleezy chick.... she did not need to take all the gifts... She was working him.
Worst than a hoe... she didnt even put out.
Im sure it was obvious he wanted more than to give her a phony balone job just to keep her around.

Posted at 6:26PM on Jan 14th 2009 by fish taco

4. look'z like he wiil be...beat!!!

Posted at 6:35PM on Jan 14th 2009 by 99centz

5. 1St No good deed geos unpunished

2Nd if hes guilty u made ur mattress now lie in it lol

Posted at 6:39PM on Jan 14th 2009 by zoya

6. Why not sleep with your boss.....he has a bed there...it's not like you have to do it on his desk.

Posted at 6:45PM on Jan 14th 2009 by my 3 cents

7. "True facts" - one of my favorite redundancies, along with "dates back" and "deja vu all over again."

Posted at 7:11PM on Jan 14th 2009 by Grammar Pohleece

8. you know this dame asked for it

Posted at 7:15PM on Jan 14th 2009 by Jean Summers-I can fit into my h.s. cheerleader uniform..can u?

9. Everyone repeat after me:

Sofa King We Todd Ed.

Now faster.

Posted at 7:24PM on Jan 14th 2009 by Ken

10. TMZ what kind of writers ya got over there elementary school ones?????????? sheesh!

Posted at 7:41PM on Jan 14th 2009 by frozen in time

11. your killin me larry!!!....{900] 588-2300...empire

Posted at 7:58PM on Jan 14th 2009 by 99centz

12. Free queen size for yum-yums, free King size and bedding for boom-boom!

Posted at 8:08PM on Jan 14th 2009 by Matt

13. This is SofaKing funny....
Don't get it say sofia king fast.....
Howard Stern made a fake commercial about Sofia King about 5 years ago.
This is Sofia King the best story TMZ has had and no one got it.
WHAT HAPPENED WITH HIEDI AND SPENCER THIS WEEK.

Posted at 8:54PM on Jan 14th 2009 by my 3 cents

14. Leeds looks like he could be Spencer's father. Too bad, Mr. Leeds. Remember, nice guys finish last. Either you were trying to be a nice guy, or you were indeed trying to get in the woman's pants. Whatever the story, keep your money in the bank and keep on selling those fine mattresses. Good night, little fella.

Posted at 9:13PM on Jan 14th 2009 by Spencer's daddy

15. THIS MAN WILL BE VINDICATED....BECAUSE HE IS AS QUEER AS A $3 BILL.

SOME ONE HAD ASKED HIM HOW MUCH WOOD WOULD A WOODCHUCK CHUCK? AND HE SAID CHUCK!!

NOW THAT SOUNDS LIKE THE WOODCHUCK IS GAY... A GAY BEAVER?? WOULD THAT MAKE THEM LESBIANS???

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLOOOLLLLLLLLLOL CLIMB ABOARD THE TUNA BOAT!!! EEEEEEEEHAAAAAAAAA!!!!

Posted at 12:26AM on Jan 15th 2009 by Msfisty