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Ozzy Osbourne:

Schlemiel, Schlemazel

1/14/2009 1:50 PM PST BY TMZ STAFF

Here's heavy metal survivor Ozzy Osbourne (left) at an event in L.A. on Tuesday -- and former "Laverne & Shirley" star Penny Marshall (right).

Ozzy Osbourne and Penny Marshall

One of them directed the 1988 film "Big," which was the first movie helmed by a woman to make $100 million.

We're just sayin'.

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16.

Anita    

They are infamous ather than famous.

The father is a druggie metalhead, the mother a slap happy bitch, the daughter a whore.

The only one with brains is Jack and their other daughter who is too embarrassed to be seen with them on TV.

2054 days ago
17.

diana    

Laverne is so ugly, always has been. Ozzy looks way better than her, she even has more fuzz than Ozzy!!!

2054 days ago
18.

Who Caresss!!!    

Penny should be ashamed. Ozzie is the better looking of the two! Haha.

2054 days ago
19.

pattie in cali    

OZZY looks GREAT, don't what to say PENNY, you go OZZY, your the GREATEST, so is SHARON, bnest wishes to the osbournes, HAPPY NEW YEAR

2054 days ago
20.

Me!    

Seriously TMZ - look up a picture of Debra Winger.

2054 days ago
21.

kerrybabyxx    

Penny has looked butch and has dressed like a slob,for a long time.

2054 days ago
22.

colbys woman    

#9 - if Penny Marshall is on birth control at her age, we need to call Ripleys. Ozzy is so much prettier!

2054 days ago
23.

al loanese    

ozzy is one drugged out idiot that looks like his wifes used up vagina...penny is a classy woman and a great director of some pretty great movies, where as ozzie is the leftover tampon from kelly osbourne cooch. this family is full of dumb as lima bean idiots, with the exception of jack and amy. sharo can go in some corner and get ass cancer again and i still wouldnt feel sorry for her. matbe she and ozzie will die together than we wont have to see these p*ricks anymore!

2054 days ago
24.

JustDave    

Penny had that look years before Ozzy........ What a copycat.

2054 days ago
25.

mistysmom    

I don't feel so good.....

2054 days ago
26.

Reality    

Laverne was ugly in the seventies, and now she is even UGLIER. Did she ever come out of the closet? Didnt she direct Rosie Odonnell in League of Their Own?

2054 days ago
27.

huh?    

I just stumbled upon the tv show. There's a guy making fun of a celebrity for not talking to the people following him around. WTF is up with that? There's a guy following celebrities (who have their own lives) around and ridiculing them for not talking to him??? I don't get it.

2054 days ago
28.

Rip It Up    

Did she ever come out? Does she still date Rosie?

2054 days ago
29.

WTF    

It's not Ozzy. Jacko took the mask off.

2054 days ago
30.

RJ    

seen his tv show before. good man but some of the language which he's shouted on tv before makes me hilariously laugh. amen ozzy osbourne <3

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