Ozzy Osbourne: Schlemiel, Schlemazel

1/14/2009 1:50 PM PST BY TMZ STAFF
Here's heavy metal survivor Ozzy Osbourne (left) at an event in L.A. on Tuesday -- and former "Laverne & Shirley" star Penny Marshall (right).

Ozzy Osbourne and Penny Marshall

One of them directed the 1988 film "Big," which was the first movie helmed by a woman to make $100 million.

We're just sayin'.