Bret Michaels: Rock of Locklear

1. It must be a very slow news day your you guys are desperate putting up with this one.

Posted at 12:27PM on Jan 15th 2009 by haha

2. His skin looks way better than hers which looks chemically altered and stretched.

Posted at 12:45PM on Jan 15th 2009 by jonny

3. What's with Bret's hair???
and why does he always do the Ashley Tisdale/VaNASTY HOgens lip pose???
It's not attractive to us NON-skanks...but I guess he has to do what he can to look remotely attractive...
He was alright back in the day though...
((I still wanna know what's with his hair))

Posted at 12:31PM on Jan 15th 2009 by SimoneOG2009

4. dont do it baby....that guy haz every STD there iz oh, mz locklear,save your self for me ive allway'z adored you...stay away from these rocker dude'z

Posted at 12:34PM on Jan 15th 2009 by 99centz

5. I love that black chic on TMZ lets get a butt roast some creamed corn and get IT on!.

Posted at 12:39PM on Jan 15th 2009 by Maddly`Off

6. Look up the definition of dumb, this guys pic is there. He is the scurviest, POS alive. Any woman who wants fame bad enough to be on his show, deserves all the STD's she will get. He hates women, you can tell and is just the nastiest thing going.

And Heather Locklear is not 47..what a lie! She looks at the very least 50!

Posted at 12:39PM on Jan 15th 2009 by Rachel

7. Heather Locklear is 57.

Posted at 12:44PM on Jan 15th 2009 by ss

8. She looks like such a freak, no wonder Richie left her for a real woman.

Posted at 12:49PM on Jan 15th 2009 by Ewww!

9. This guy is such a douche bag. The puckered lips, eyeliner and bandanna is just truly sad. He is 47 years old and trying way too hard to look sexy. For the love of God Bret, stop puckering your lips every time you see someone holding a camera. And the whole "ooh ya" thing he screams out ala Ed McMan is also so seriously embarrassing to listen to. This guy is pathetic and bloated and bald and puckered and eyelinered. OMG just make the whole damn thing stop.

Posted at 12:51PM on Jan 15th 2009 by CGbeeg

10. Does he ever NOT wear one of those Bandannas, what the hell is under there anyway? The long hair around his shoulders looks like it came off a barbie doll or something...

Posted at 12:55PM on Jan 15th 2009 by Sono

11. Who wants a walking STD farm?!?

Posted at 1:00PM on Jan 15th 2009 by Karen

12. hahahaah...that's hysterical. by the time these celebs are senior citizens they will ALL look alike...there are only a handful of plastic surgeons with celebrity clients...which means the same doctors are working on all different celeberties...hense the similar patterns and faces...so sad.

Posted at 1:07PM on Jan 15th 2009 by SIENNA IS A HOMEWRECKING WHORE

13. Why is he Always pursing his lips in photos? ...as if he is Blowing. If he wants larger looking lips he should do restalayn.

Posted at 1:09PM on Jan 15th 2009 by Ash

14. I saw Locklear walking in a park in Beverly Hills a few years ago - She is flipp'n HOT!

Posted at 1:12PM on Jan 15th 2009 by RJinchitown

15. Brett seems like a nice guy, but he is way too damn old to try to be a "ladies man", He also wears lacefront wigs, I think its time for him to throw in the towel and settle down with a woman his age.

Posted at 1:20PM on Jan 15th 2009 by ML