A Clothing Optional Inauguration Day Alternative

For all you Inauguration-bound travelers who can't get a room, there's a cheap alternative -- with a catch -- you have to take it all off.


Pine Tree Associates (America's Premiere Family Nudist Club, their website boasts) is about 30 miles from D.C. It has spacious indoor and outdoor pools, volleyball and tennis courts, and rental units for as low as $73 a day.

Careful bachelors -- they generally frown on single males.

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1. I have nothing against public nudity but some people really need to think about it.

Posted at 10:30AM on Jan 16th 2009 by justsaying

2. Post pictures of naked kids, even with their parents. Really classy TMZ. You California law does not look favorably on child porn or exploitation.

Posted at 7:32PM on Jan 16th 2009 by Betty

3. Family...NUDIST...Club? That is SO WRONG.

Posted at 10:28AM on Jan 16th 2009 by Don

4.

Oops, The page you were looking for doesn't exist.

You may have mistyped the address or the page may have moved.

Posted at 10:30AM on Jan 16th 2009 by miley$$$

5. Those poor kids. It'd be like living a horror movie for your vacation. Those kids are gonna make some therapists VERY RICH.

Posted at 10:33AM on Jan 16th 2009 by Don

6. You Americans are some bloody anal,you can,t even show a bum.Yesterday one of the guys that survived that horrific plane crash was describing his ordeal and he said I was scared s---tless and you couldn,t even air that.Funny thing is if a girl has big knockers and her nips aren,t showing,well thats plain okay.The world has a hard time fiquiring you guys out.

Posted at 10:35AM on Jan 16th 2009 by Firerocket

7. Nipple slip on photo 71

Posted at 10:41AM on Jan 16th 2009 by Clint Grill

8. I only go to the beach and fly nude.....A club for kids.....NO WAY IN HELL!!!TMZ is posting kiddy porn?.Or just trying to get people pissed off.

Posted at 10:41AM on Jan 16th 2009 by Howard Robard Hughes IIV

9. whenever I see pictures of one of those nudist camps, there's always shapeless, saggy, not-so-healthy-looking old people around, which begs this question: how do they deal with incontinence in these places? makes you wonder...

Posted at 10:43AM on Jan 16th 2009 by nasteeey

10. Family nudity is A-OK, in fact, it was the norm for most of pre-history... It is only since we got so hung up on status and prudery that it has become a problem. Even our past leaders went skinny-dipping in the Potomac. If God had intended us to be naked, he would have made us that way.....

Posted at 10:46AM on Jan 16th 2009 by Family Guy

11. Please take the photo down - photos of naked men and children? This borderlines on child pornography!

Posted at 10:52AM on Jan 16th 2009 by CH

12. look we have perverts in this country..anywhere for that matter...but since we seem to "hide" our sexuality it's worse here...you should really take this down since there is a child in the picture....

Posted at 10:52AM on Jan 16th 2009 by biblica

13. I live about 3-4 miles from that camp. They have been there for years!!!! There are 12 foot walls/fence around the whole campground so no pervs can try to get it , and they have security.

Posted at 10:06PM on Jan 16th 2009 by Big Al

14. TMZ please take this down! This is child exploitation and this child is an innocent victim.

Posted at 11:01AM on Jan 16th 2009 by Disgusted

15. This is horrible beyond words. Not the adults, not the fact that it is a nudist club, but my GOD, they have children there? What the HELL is wrong with people? This is so incredibly psychologically damaging that I can't even begin to fathom it. If adults want to prance around naked, who cares...but for Christ's sake DO NOT involve children!!!

Posted at 11:18AM on Jan 16th 2009 by OMG

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