She's smokin' hot, she's got a mug shot -- and now disgraced former Miss Louisiana Teen USA is skanking her way into Hugh Hefner's life ... that lucky bastard.
Lindsey Evans, the dumbass former beauty queen who was arrested after running out on a dinner bill -- and forgetting to take her weed-filled purse -- was among 5 brand new skeezers on Hef's arm last night.
Event organizers stripped Evans of her title -- are her clothes next?
1. She should be on American Idol, perfect place for her this year.
Posted at 9:40AM on Jan 16th 2009 by Mandy
2. Does this surprise anyone? Hef is collecting skanks nowadays
Posted at 4:14PM on Jan 16th 2009 by ValoHalo
3. She looks like a WRAITH, if she bumps uglies with Heffner, she will turn him into a shiveled up corpse. Oh wait, he already is. Silly me!
Posted at 9:45AM on Jan 16th 2009 by Lord Xenu
4. I feel dirty just looking at the picture. Eww. Hef is such an old perv.
Posted at 9:53AM on Jan 16th 2009 by Luke Warmwater
5. jackass...
Posted at 9:56AM on Jan 16th 2009 by ozzman
6. Hef is definitely a disgusting, dirty old pervert. and when i grow up, i wanna pull as much game as him!
Posted at 10:00AM on Jan 16th 2009 by rowilli
7. Hef is filling his stable with rejects from the California penal system. What next?
Posted at 10:11AM on Jan 16th 2009 by river rat
8. what's next # 7?? next hef will be filling them with his penal system :P
Posted at 10:21AM on Jan 16th 2009 by omg!
9. Well, intelligence certainly isn't one of her strong points (as everyone already knows); but at least she'll be doing something she's good at.
Posted at 10:45AM on Jan 16th 2009 by Sono
10. these girls/skanks are amazing media whores. does anyone seriously think that he were walking down the street, NOT the high roller that he is, anyone of these women woudl adore him? it's like some sex-addict manson family. i alwaya wondered how much he REALLY does with him, or if they all just sign away on some confid agreement to go along with the role.
Posted at 10:50AM on Jan 16th 2009 by jerseygirl0707
11. It's all so sad. The desperate, talentless fame-whoring skanks are sad, and the geriatric playboy is even sadder.
Posted at 10:49AM on Jan 16th 2009 by Bobby
12. At one time, I would've given anything to be that guy. Now, looking back, I'm glad I've never been anywhere near as delusional as he is. If you have to pay for it, it's not worth anything. Sad, pathetic man.
Posted at 11:23AM on Jan 16th 2009 by Bud Smoots
13. I've never seen a woman plug her FIRST AND LAST NAME SO MUCH! And also mentioning her friend's first and last name. LOL! How many times do you see celebrities mentioned their first and last names of friends, weird!!! LOL!!!! Talk about wanting to GET famous. "Oh, ya, by the way, I'm from Santa Monica, I went to this high school, my favorite color is blue, and I went on vacation last to, etc, etc, etc...... LOL!!!
Posted at 11:20AM on Jan 18th 2009 by mike
14. I see the story line here than they become this?I see said the blind Nude Bacon as he signed off for the day.
Posted at 11:36AM on Jan 16th 2009 by Nude Bacon
15. MY BAD 1st you start off like this........
Posted at 11:48AM on Jan 16th 2009 by Nude_Bacon
