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How Broke is Dane Cook?

1/17/2009 1:41 PM PST BY TMZ STAFF

Here's how broke Dane Cook is after his brother allegedly fleeced him for all he's worth: He can't even afford hair.


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Angelica    

9. The goof cant handle his own family business? Instead calls the cops on his brother---dang man, why didnt you call your mother or father or other brother or sister or uncle or someone to help handle the "problem"? I thought people from Boston were tight that way with their families and such. Guess not...the only tight thing they like out East is Barney Frank---they all keep re electing that mental midget who has brought this country to its knees because of the lack of leadership from him.

Whatever, next time call a family member before you call the cops you rat

Posted at 12:51PM on Jan 17th 2009 by Truth Serum
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Just so you know, Dane's parents are both dead. And he's not a rat because he called the cops for on his brother. I'd do the same thing, that's what you're supposed to do. His brother is a douche bag for doing what he did.

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rc    

FIRST! HA HA!!

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Betty Davis Stamp    

I'm a cougar and he's my favorite "bad boy".

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Rip It Up    

I'll bet he's shaved "down there, too".

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arte help    

How old is the staff there at TMZ?

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TxHotGirl_HTown    

That is messed UP!!!

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Who Caresss!!!    

4. How old is the staff there at TMZ?

Posted at 12:09PM on Jan 17th 2009 by tkennedy
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Harvey is 57.. and your point is? Haha.

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ed    

Dane looks VERY pissed off to see someone in that photo,

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britegray    

I feel so sorry for him. That sucks that it was his brother that stole it. I hope he can get some of it back. :(

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billyboyhere    

The goof cant handle his own family business? Instead calls the cops on his brother---dang man, why didnt you call your mother or father or other brother or sister or uncle or someone to help handle the "problem"? I thought people from Boston were tight that way with their families and such. Guess not...the only tight thing they like out East is Barney Frank---they all keep re electing that mental midget who has brought this country to its knees because of the lack of leadership from him.

Whatever, next time call a family member before you call the cops you rat

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Lala    

hahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!! Call a family member??? " Uncle Guido, Bobby stole my money - get 'em! Cousin Vinny, You need to have a sit down with my bro" Are you freaking serious??? The RAT is the thief that took his brother's hard earned money instead of making his own - what a loser. The brother probably thought he was entitled to it because Dane was just "lucky" and it wasn't fair. Call the cops and press charges. The piece of crap needs to go to jail.

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SAMMY    

DANE COOK IS A LOSER !!

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scissors    

That's not funny...it's actually a little bit sad. I wonder if this was his karma for allowing his little dogs crap all over his apartment buildings common areas.?

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Vick Fan    

HA HA HA!!!!!!!! Thats what this loser gets for stealing other comedians material! He deserves it! Hopefully the next picture of him will be at the homeless shelter getting some rice and beans!!!!!!!

This is what he gets for doing a movie with Jessica Simpson!

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Serena    

I love Dane. :)

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