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How Broke is Dane Cook?

Here's how broke Dane Cook is after his brother allegedly fleeced him for all he's worth: He can't even afford hair.

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1. FIRST! HA HA!!

Posted at 11:51AM on Jan 17th 2009 by rc

2. I'm a cougar and he's my favorite "bad boy".

Posted at 12:01PM on Jan 17th 2009 by Betty Davis Stamp

3. I'll bet he's shaved "down there, too".

Posted at 12:07PM on Jan 17th 2009 by Truth Detective

4. How old is the staff there at TMZ?

Posted at 12:09PM on Jan 17th 2009 by tkennedy

5. That is messed UP!!!

Posted at 12:17PM on Jan 17th 2009 by TxHotGirl_HTown

6. 4. How old is the staff there at TMZ?

Posted at 12:09PM on Jan 17th 2009 by tkennedy
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Harvey is 57.. and your point is? Haha.

Posted at 12:17PM on Jan 17th 2009 by WHO Caresss!!!

7. Dane looks VERY pissed off to see someone in that photo,

Posted at 12:43PM on Jan 17th 2009 by Ed

8. I feel so sorry for him. That sucks that it was his brother that stole it. I hope he can get some of it back. :(

Posted at 12:47PM on Jan 17th 2009 by britegray

9. The goof cant handle his own family business? Instead calls the cops on his brother---dang man, why didnt you call your mother or father or other brother or sister or uncle or someone to help handle the "problem"? I thought people from Boston were tight that way with their families and such. Guess not...the only tight thing they like out East is Barney Frank---they all keep re electing that mental midget who has brought this country to its knees because of the lack of leadership from him.

Whatever, next time call a family member before you call the cops you rat

Posted at 12:51PM on Jan 17th 2009 by Truth Serum

10. hahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!! Call a family member??? " Uncle Guido, Bobby stole my money - get 'em! Cousin Vinny, You need to have a sit down with my bro" Are you freaking serious??? The RAT is the thief that took his brother's hard earned money instead of making his own - what a loser. The brother probably thought he was entitled to it because Dane was just "lucky" and it wasn't fair. Call the cops and press charges. The piece of crap needs to go to jail.

Posted at 1:13PM on Jan 17th 2009 by Lauren

11. DANE COOK IS A LOSER !!

Posted at 2:21PM on Jan 17th 2009 by CAT

12. That's not funny...it's actually a little bit sad. I wonder if this was his karma for allowing his little dogs crap all over his apartment buildings common areas.?

Posted at 3:06PM on Jan 17th 2009 by Campy

13. HA HA HA!!!!!!!! Thats what this loser gets for stealing other comedians material! He deserves it! Hopefully the next picture of him will be at the homeless shelter getting some rice and beans!!!!!!!

This is what he gets for doing a movie with Jessica Simpson!

Posted at 3:31PM on Jan 17th 2009 by dane cook is a fag

14. I love Dane. :)

Posted at 4:17PM on Jan 17th 2009 by Serena

15. Lauren #10

That what happened to you---you called the Police when your sister dissed you or something? Sure glad I'm not a member of your family. I thought people need to communicate and share their feelings with one another, according to you we just call the State Police when there is a misunderstanding or theft of your allowance.

Posted at 4:57PM on Jan 17th 2009 by John Young

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