How Broke is Dane Cook?
Here's how broke Dane Cook is after his brother allegedly fleeced him for all he's worth: He can't even afford hair.
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(Page 2 of 3) Previous 15 Comments | 1 | 2 | 3 | Most Recent | Next 15 Comments16. Look up LOSER in the dictionary & his picture is beside it.
He's about as funny as a funeral. He thinks he's a Funny guy. Ha Ha. I wouldn't go see him perform even if he was playing in my backyard. He thinks he's good. Not bad for a D lister. Even thats saying to much.
I hope he goes back to the Smoky Mts, where he belongs, with the Hillbillys.....
L8R Loser !!!
Posted at 6:53PM on Jan 17th 2009 by Kawika 3
17. How broke is Dane Cook? More like how creepy looking this turd is. Bet in the next few months he's covered with cool "tough guy" tattoos and starts riding around LA on a Harley. "Reality" show not far off. He's a dooshbag for sure.
Posted at 8:50PM on Jan 17th 2009 by Redd Bowles
18. You should never wish ill on anybody. It comes back to bite you in the butt in the end.
Posted at 8:48PM on Jan 17th 2009 by Stephanie
19. 3 million is a lot of money being stolen. You call the police regardless if he is a family member. Do you think brother dear is going to hand it over just like that???? "Give me back my money please?". Yeah sure, his brother is going to hand it over just like that. Sometimes family is the not best policy regardless of blood ties. There are plenty of dishonest ones in many families. They deserve the sentence of the law.
Posted at 9:32PM on Jan 17th 2009 by Katie
20. oh me damned...thats LOW...and dude looks p'd off bet someone asked bout his bro...ouch...
Posted at 6:29PM on Feb 6th 2009 by feathermucker
21. Who gives a f*ck if it's his brother. After three million is stolen from you, your no longer family. What's Dane going to do? he's gonna kill him or call the cops, I think he made the right choice
Posted at 10:39PM on Jan 17th 2009 by Arnold Schwarzenegger tha Govinator
22. "he can't even afford hair." That's so witty, does Dane write his own captions at tmz?
Posted at 8:28AM on Jan 18th 2009 by Dan
23. This guy is so not funny.
Posted at 9:47AM on Jan 18th 2009 by TMZ SUCKS
24. HAAHAHAHAHAHAAH
Posted at 9:58AM on Jan 18th 2009 by Jennifer
25. I didn't steal Dane's money.
I simply returned it to its rightful owner - Louis C.K.
Posted at 11:10AM on Jan 18th 2009 by Dane's Brother.
26. Dane Cook rules. Great actor, soso commedian IMO (but comedy is relative anyway). Fun guy.
Haters just don't like him because they're racist and biased against the way he looks.
Posted at 11:15AM on Jan 18th 2009 by Ghari
27. DOOOOOOSHE!
Posted at 4:03PM on Jan 18th 2009 by JT
28. well can max at tmz afford a haircut? I think not.
Posted at 3:12PM on Jan 18th 2009 by jessica
29. love dane.
Posted at 3:14PM on Jan 18th 2009 by amanda
30. Dane cook sucks, Im glad hes broke now. Dude, get a freaking real job, maybe as a janitor or something
Posted at 10:46PM on Jan 19th 2009 by jcinaq1
