How Broke is Dane Cook?
Here's how broke Dane Cook is after his brother allegedly fleeced him for all he's worth: He can't even afford hair.
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(Page 3 of 3) Previous 15 Comments31. Whichever one of you said to call his "mommy and daddy", well that's kind of hard to do when they're dead A$$HOLE!!! Dane Cook is awesome! Get over yourselves..
Posted at 11:38PM on Jan 18th 2009 by no2uKnow
32. His body was rockin in My Best Friends Girl!!! I'd help him get a workout!
Posted at 1:50PM on Jan 19th 2009 by ghosthunter
33. Dane Cook worked his ass off to get where he is, whether you think he is funny or not you have to respect that. He also cares more about his fans then any other celebrity I am aware of. He has been through a lot after he lost both of his parents recently in a very short period of time. And for those who think he is a "rat" for calling the cops on his half-brother, are you kidding me?!?! It is not like he stole a pair of sunglasses from him and did not give them back, he embezzeled $3,000,000!! $3,000,000!!! That is not exactly something that can be swept under the rug, the brother is obviously a crook and should be punished.
Posted at 4:33PM on Jan 19th 2009 by Jase
34. he's hot even without hair!
Posted at 12:55PM on Jan 21st 2009 by margo
35. I like danes jokes they make me laugh so hard my side hurts. my fav. joke is the clip of burger king drivethou.
Posted at 11:43AM on Feb 4th 2009 by dane fan
36. 9. The goof cant handle his own family business? Instead calls the cops on his brother---dang man, why didnt you call your mother or father or other brother or sister or uncle or someone to help handle the "problem"? I thought people from Boston were tight that way with their families and such. Guess not...the only tight thing they like out East is Barney Frank---they all keep re electing that mental midget who has brought this country to its knees because of the lack of leadership from him.
Whatever, next time call a family member before you call the cops you rat
Posted at 12:51PM on Jan 17th 2009 by Truth Serum
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Just so you know, Dane's parents are both dead. And he's not a rat because he called the cops for on his brother. I'd do the same thing, that's what you're supposed to do. His brother is a douche bag for doing what he did.
Posted at 4:15PM on Feb 20th 2009 by AngieBaby
37. Despite not liking Dance Cook's jokes, movies, and the fact that he stole jokes from other comedians (thus not deserving his entitlement), being robbed by your own family is a terrible thing. Yes his jokes suck ass, but I got nothing against him and I do hope he can get some of his money back.
PS- stop making movies, Dane Cook.
Posted at 4:55PM on Feb 27th 2009 by Vehement
