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The Ocean is a Huge Pervert

Posted Jan 21st 2009 10:05AM by TMZ Staff

One day after it pulled down Marissa Miller's top, the Caribbean Sea -- the coolest body of water on the planet -- struck back ... trying its aquatic best to rip off the supermodel's teeny-weeny bikini bottoms yesterday.


It lost this time, but the ocean will never give up...

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1. YES this is how all women should look.. Pretty and Thin.. If you dont look like this you are not as pretty...lol DUH!!

Before all of the hater come running out...YES men like this..YES this is how we like to picture our women..NO we are not changing...

And before you clown start talking about penis size etc etc...The size of a mans penis was pre determined before birth..It is the LOTTERY..But being FAT is a choice you cows make..lol

5-10 pound overweight is o.k. but anything more than that go on a frickin diet..

Posted at 12:18PM on Jan 21st 2009 by MR. LA

2. Her being all wet like that probably added about 5-10% body weight.

Posted at 12:21PM on Jan 21st 2009 by Sono

3. As long as the ribs and hip bones aren't showing. being skinny is fine. The best way to tell is to get a better shot of the ass crack. TMZ can you cone through?

Posted at 12:26PM on Jan 21st 2009 by The DUDE

4. Amazing that that ass wouldn't hold up those bikini bottoms, huh?

Posted at 12:27PM on Jan 21st 2009 by Call A Doctor, Quick

5. Hey, instead of these anorexic chicks, I'd much rather make fun of the fat hogs. Let's get back in that groove, shall we TMZ?

Posted at 12:58PM on Jan 21st 2009 by Serious Trollage Needed - Immediate Adjustment Required

6. it just seems to me like this is one of those girls you better not invite for a ride because she might just break halfway through...

Posted at 1:04PM on Jan 21st 2009 by some meat would be nice

7. GOD BLESS THE OCEAN.

Posted at 2:16PM on Jan 21st 2009 by Buster

8. I think it just proves that the Carribean Sea is a man. She looks a lot better fom this angle as she apears to have a partial a@@.

Posted at 2:28PM on Jan 21st 2009 by cowbulls

9. Please,gentlemen there at TMZ,ENOUGH BEACHSIDE PHOTOS/ GLORIFICATION OF PROFOUNDLY SCRAWNY FEMALE CELEBS! ITS GETTING TO BE INFANTILE. YOUR PREOCCUPATION WITH ALL THAT IS UNHEALTHY JUST BECAUSE OF A COUPLE OF BOOBIE SHOTS IS FAST BECOMING ABSURD PEOPLE!

Posted at 6:15PM on Jan 21st 2009 by Wanda

10. Oh and hey there #1. Not all women SHOULD look as emaciated as Miller does. HER BONES ARE SHOWING YOU JAGOFF! LETS SHAVE A FEW INCHES OFF YOUR PENIS(Hey,YOUR the one who brought a penis reference into the discussion),and see how ridiculous YOU would look! Idiot!!!!

Posted at 6:25PM on Jan 21st 2009 by Wanda

11. All these skeletons in the ocean remind me of the ending of PotC: The Curse of the Black Pearl.

Posted at 9:57AM on Jan 22nd 2009 by avoidz

12. I think its funny how men talk about how "all women should look like this" etc. They are probably the ugly small penis losers that CAN'T get a girl that "looks like this" so they have to go on and on about how everyone should look like this... they need the playing field leveled out cuz all they can get is fat girls. It's Ok guys I'm sure you can fing a fugly b**ch with a body "like that" ... who MIGHT consider looking at you twice. Funny that you all think we should look a certain way, but your probably NOT WORTH a "pretty" girl's time anways!!! HAHA losers KEEP DREAMING

Posted at 1:05PM on Jan 22nd 2009 by Angel Ashley

13. All you haters can just shut the hell up. #1 is dead on! She is IDEAL. Victoria's Secret? Check. Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition? Check. Cover? Checkity Check. Playboy? Playboy? Hef? Where are you man?!? Get'er done.

Posted at 3:43PM on Jan 22nd 2009 by Brian