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The Ocean is a Huge Pervert

1/21/2009 12:05 PM PST BY TMZ STAFF

One day after it pulled down Marissa Miller's top, the Caribbean Sea -- the coolest body of water on the planet -- struck back ... trying its aquatic best to rip off the supermodel's teeny-weeny bikini bottoms yesterday.


It lost this time, but the ocean will never give up...

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HOLLYWOOD STANDARD    

YES this is how all women should look.. Pretty and Thin.. If you dont look like this you are not as pretty...lol DUH!!

Before all of the hater come running out...YES men like this..YES this is how we like to picture our women..NO we are not changing...

And before you clown start talking about penis size etc etc...The size of a mans penis was pre determined before birth..It is the LOTTERY..But being FAT is a choice you cows make..lol

5-10 pound overweight is o.k. but anything more than that go on a frickin diet..

2009 days ago
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Sono    

Her being all wet like that probably added about 5-10% body weight.

2009 days ago
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The Dude    

As long as the ribs and hip bones aren't showing. being skinny is fine. The best way to tell is to get a better shot of the ass crack. TMZ can you cone through?

2009 days ago
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I Will Take Being Born White Any Day - Thats Worth Much More To Me, #6    

Amazing that that ass wouldn't hold up those bikini bottoms, huh?

2009 days ago
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I Will Take Being Born White Any Day - Thats Worth Much More To Me, #6    

Hey, instead of these anorexic chicks, I'd much rather make fun of the fat hogs. Let's get back in that groove, shall we TMZ?

2009 days ago
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dealANDnodeal    

it just seems to me like this is one of those girls you better not invite for a ride because she might just break halfway through...

2009 days ago
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Buster    

GOD BLESS THE OCEAN.

2009 days ago
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cowbulls    

I think it just proves that the Carribean Sea is a man. She looks a lot better fom this angle as she apears to have a partial a@@.

2009 days ago
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Wanda W.    

Please,gentlemen there at TMZ,ENOUGH BEACHSIDE PHOTOS/ GLORIFICATION OF PROFOUNDLY SCRAWNY FEMALE CELEBS! ITS GETTING TO BE INFANTILE. YOUR PREOCCUPATION WITH ALL THAT IS UNHEALTHY JUST BECAUSE OF A COUPLE OF BOOBIE SHOTS IS FAST BECOMING ABSURD PEOPLE!

2009 days ago
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Wanda W.    

Oh and hey there #1. Not all women SHOULD look as emaciated as Miller does. HER BONES ARE SHOWING YOU JAGOFF! LETS SHAVE A FEW INCHES OFF YOUR PENIS(Hey,YOUR the one who brought a penis reference into the discussion),and see how ridiculous YOU would look! Idiot!!!!

2009 days ago
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snickers    

All these skeletons in the ocean remind me of the ending of PotC: The Curse of the Black Pearl.

2009 days ago
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SMASHLEY    

I think its funny how men talk about how "all women should look like this" etc. They are probably the ugly small penis losers that CAN'T get a girl that "looks like this" so they have to go on and on about how everyone should look like this... they need the playing field leveled out cuz all they can get is fat girls. It's Ok guys I'm sure you can fing a fugly b**ch with a body "like that" ... who MIGHT consider looking at you twice. Funny that you all think we should look a certain way, but your probably NOT WORTH a "pretty" girl's time anways!!! HAHA losers KEEP DREAMING

2008 days ago
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Brian    

All you haters can just shut the hell up. #1 is dead on! She is IDEAL. Victoria's Secret? Check. Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition? Check. Cover? Checkity Check. Playboy? Playboy? Hef? Where are you man?!? Get'er done.

2008 days ago

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