Tat-Covered Canseco Can't Beat Bonaduce

Danny Bonaduce made a bunch of MLB players jealous last night. He was legally allowed to hit steroid rat Jose Canseco in the face.

Danny Bonaduce
Fans who witnessed the fight (apparently due to a lack of high-speed car chases on TV) were treated to three rounds of punching and grunting, followed by a heart pounding majority decision -- draw.

Bonaduce, standing a foot shorter than Canseco, told The Post Chronicle, "Part of me says there's a decent man right there that didn't want to kill the little guy. I feel weird that we tied."



Tags: danny bonaduce, DannyBonaduce, jose canseco, JoseCanseco

Reader Comments

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1. L*O*S*E*R*S ~ just can't figure out which one is the bigger loser

Posted at 2:38PM on Jan 25th 2009 by the way I see it

2. Bonaduce is a little badass.

Posted at 3:41PM on Jan 25th 2009 by BoBo

3. At 6'-5" Jose can't seem to handle the guys that are much shorter than he, even thouigh he claims to have a black belt in some sort of martial art. He surly does not want a rematch with the former Philadelphia Eagle player Vai Sakiheima(not sure if I spelled correct) since he beat the crap out of him last year in a celibrity boxing match that was shown on YouTube. Vai could really box, where as Jose was simply outclassed by a better man. He sure needed a big dose of roids to compete with this guy.

Posted at 4:59PM on Jan 25th 2009 by Jomica Man

4. It's the classic battle of the "has-beens". The winners is less-pitied than the other.

Posted at 6:46PM on Jan 25th 2009 by kwm

5. can't help but think that jose's tats are totally fake....they look like those cheesy t-shirts i've seen on the internet so you can "look" like you have tats...

Posted at 7:19PM on Jan 25th 2009 by shirleyfeeney

6. i just looked at the photo again, and I was right. It's a flesh colored t-shirt with the pattern printed on it...look around his neck for the neck opening, and around the areas where his arms are bent...it's a freaking shirt.

he's a bigger loser than I thought.

Posted at 7:21PM on Jan 25th 2009 by shirleyfeeney

7. Thank god, shirleyfeeney. I was horrified that Canseco's originally beautiful body would be mucked up like that! I don't think he is a beautiful person, mind you, but he was a pretty good looking guy for the most part. Whew!

Posted at 8:01PM on Jan 25th 2009 by Annie2