Mayer Tape Recovered -- Unusual Girth Exposed

136. Hot breaking news from another site: Mayer had lunch today with mystery blonde. Is he dumping ole' horse face this close to the Oscars? Horrors!

Posted at 9:45PM on Jan 29th 2009 by Sandy

137. I am a big John Mayer fan, musically speaking. Not sure if he meant to take a stab at Brad Pitt or if he was just trying to be funny, which I hope it was the latter because the whole Brad and Jenn thing is getting rediculous. They divorced years ago, and are both obviously over one another. You got her now John, I love ya, but stick to guitar.

Posted at 12:23AM on Jan 30th 2009 by JD Miller

138. Very funny !! Can't wait to see his variety show!! Did anyone notice the tie he was wearing??? It was like the tie Jen was wearing in her GQ cover, oh and also when she gave one to Letterman it was so miniature on him !!!

Good one John !!!! I understand your humor !! I have the same sarcasm you do !!! LIVE, LOVE and LAUGH!!!!! JEN AND JOHN ARE SO AWESOME TOGETHER !!!!!! just my opinion........love em both !!!

Posted at 10:17AM on Jan 30th 2009 by MayerFan1

139. I hear they have broken up..Wise up Jen..Both you and John look like a joke now. At least he can get back to his music.. you on the other hand..have your B movies.. Can she just go away now?

Posted at 12:16PM on Jan 31st 2009 by Linda

140. I wonder why John Mayer decided to take a shot at Brad Pitt at this time??? Hmmm...could it be that girlfriend Jennifer Aniston is unable to move on and is pulling the strings..so to speak?? I am sure he had no interest in Pitt before Jennifer Aniston came into his life. This makes no sense..except to bring to mind just how desperate for attention Jennifer Aniston really is. Isn't it time these people moved on..and enjoyed their own relationship?? After all..the Jolie-Pitts obviously have. Frankly..I think John Mayer can do a lot better than Jennifer Aniston. She comes across as controlling..and lets face it..she is not terribly talented. Maybe if she stopped playing Rachel..she might be able to move on in ALL aspects of her life. She seems to be obsessed with all things Angelina. Pathetic. But hell..I suppose we cannot blame her..Even after all her plastic surgery..she cannot hold a candle to Angelina Jolie. I think John Mayer is being foolish by injecting himself into this silliness...and..like Vince Vaughan before him..ought to get out while the getting's good..

Posted at 7:37PM on Feb 1st 2009 by Blue

141. He's stupid, stupid, stupid. If this is wit, I'll pass. Why make an obvious reference to Brad Pitt? For someone so OVER Brad Pitt, both Jen and her paid escort just can't stop talking about Angie and Brad who don't give a flying fYIK what these two losers do. Dam&, what tards!

Posted at 11:01PM on Feb 1st 2009 by allison

142. I love John Mayer and I especially love him and Jennifer together. She deserves someone young and good looking and talented unlike that other loser she was married to.

Posted at 1:26PM on Feb 2nd 2009 by Debbie

143. Lol @ the absolute morons who thought this was a serious video, well done.

Posted at 10:41AM on Feb 3rd 2009 by Luke

144. i was just wondering if there is anything this douchebag wont do for attention

Posted at 2:25PM on Feb 13th 2009 by ginny

145. John mayer is NOT FUNNY! Stick with music, this video was just plain WEIRD! I used to respect John Mayer as a musician but everytime I've seen him on a talk show, or commenting to the paparazzi, he is really wierd! I don't know what Jennifer Aniston sees in him because he is not good looking and comes off as insecure! And leave Brad Pitt alone, you're not in the same league as him and never will be! I really don't like you and wish Jennifer Aniston would wise up and dump your A_ _!

Posted at 9:05PM on Feb 25th 2009 by Nicole

146. What a narcissist this guy is. And I'm not saying that because I'm taking his video seriously. I know it's a joke. What Jessica Simpson and Jennifer Aniston saw/see in this guy is beyond me.

Posted at 12:07AM on Mar 29th 2009 by popcultured