Mini-Me -- Heavy Duty Playa

EYE Candy? L@@K at me SOS SOS save me!!!!VOICELESS

Will he be suing TMZ again for this story?

Can we all sue Mike Myers for creating this monster and thrusting him upon us? No wonder Myers recent movies have all been bombs, he's cursed because he cursed us with this invention.

The little guy is repulsive, he would do well to stay out of the publics eye for a long while. The vision of him in that "love flick" he made is absolutley wretched. Why did he ever have it released to the world and then blame the GF for doing it?

It seemed to be a publicity stunt that went terribly wrong.

wow...that girl is fat! mooo! mooo!

I Know what they both thinking....him big smile....her flush in the face..

is it me or is her knees red from a previous engagement......

is it me or his his hand purposely blocking something hiding near his crotch.........

OMG! LEAVE THE SCIENTOLOGISTS ALONE!!!!! CHRISTIANITY IS JUST AS WEIRD!!!!

He is so gross.

we see that girl is most definately big boned. Who are the ho's in the background? Did they forget to put their skirts on or were they "working" da club?

gosh let them be.and have fun.and Linda Hamel you are an idoit!

Leave this dude alone...all you haters are just jealous because he is rich and famous AND GETTING SOME!!!!!!

Good for you Verne! Your the man!

Isn't that, that signer Adele?

her one leg is bigger than vernes entire being

My favourite part of the shot is the girls in the background. What kind of party was that? These outfits are nasty.

I bet her finger is bigger than his woody.

Ewwwwwww! Creepy little man!
That still photo from his sex tape still makes my skin crawl.
Will never forgive you, TMZ, for putting that image in my head!

I hope his friends or bodyguard tie a 2X4 to his ankles before he leaves with SHAMU. Otherwise they'll never see him again.

What's the big surprise with the red knees? Don't most of these skanks walk around 24/7 like this? The kneepads are an inconvenience when you're as busy as these girls.

Seriously, is this what it's come down to? Acting like hookers to get noticed, to get paid, to get 5 minutes of fame? Those skanks in the background would probably make more money on the streets with a pimp!!